Speedorino

Flushed Play a Flush with 5 Wild Cards

Big Hands Have 80 or more cards in your deck

Carried Stan's Load To Completion Complete the game with Stan's product in your inventory.

Legendary Bounty Hunter Defeat Garmantuous and take down the G3 cartel.

Series Wrap on Suit-O Say goodbye to Suit-O.

Lezduit! Obtain Lezduit.

Self-Actualization Defeat Nipulon.

Spent 15 Hours At The Alien Strip Club Spend 15 hours at the very real in-game alien strip club.

Eatin' Good in the Neighborhood Pay your bill at Applebee's.

Hardest Battle In The Game Defeat Dr. Giblets.

RIP Davey Glutes Obtain the Mag-Boots.

Who's The Boss? Defeat the Skrendel Brothers.

Eye Scream, You Scream Pop 20 Grunt eyeballs.
20/20

Creature Feature Obtain Creature.

Are You Packin'? Obtain the Jetpack.

Sweezy Like Sunday Morning Obtain Sweezy.

G3 Graduation Defeat Douglas.

Satisfied Gus-tomer Obtain Gus.

Cold-Blooded Driller Defeat Krubis.

Don't Knife The Hand That Feeds Take Knifey's advice and stab Gene in the gut.

First Bounty Down Defeat 9-Torg.

We're All Very Impressed, Trust Me Juggle an enemy in the air with at least 5 shots.

Bring A Knife to a Gun Fight Obtain Knifey.

Fallout Doesn't Let You Do This Kill Slumsley.

Rule Bender Complete any challenge run

Extreme Couponer Discover every Voucher

Mid Stakes Win a run on at least Black Stake difficulty

Nest Egg Have $400 or more during a single run

Shattered Break 2 Glass Cards in a single hand

Clairvoyance Discover every Spectral card

Royale Play a Royal Flush

Astronomy Discover every Planet card

ROI Buy 5 Vouchers by Ante 4

Low Stakes Win a run on at least Red Stake difficulty

100,000K Score 100,000,000 Chips in a single hand

You Get What You Get Win a run without rerolling the shop

1,000K Score 1,000,000 Chips in a single hand

Legendary Discover a Legendary Joker

Card Discarder Discard at least 2500 Cards

Card Player Play at least 2500 Cards

Heads Up Win a Run

Ante Upper! Reach Ante 8

Cartomancy Discover every Tarot card

Retrograde Get any poker hand to level 10

10K Score 10,000 Chips in a single hand

Ante Up! Reach Ante 4

Das Nuts! Get a testicle shot with a Rifle from a distance of 100 meters or more.

Hostile Takeover Win one Axis Invasion as an Invader.

Skirmisher Kill 300 enemies with a Secondary Weapon.
300/300

Finders Keepers Kill 50 enemy soldiers with Found Weapons.
50/50