SpeedSlayer09

Take a Deep Breath Reach the Centre of the Galaxy in Survival Mode

To Live Forever Reach the Centre of the Galaxy in Permadeath Mode

True Understanding Complete all Legends Mode stories on a single difficulty.

Platinum Acorn Achieve all the Trophies.

Shavior Shave 30 Citizens.

Close Shave Shave 30 Agents.

Street Credits Get a perfect score in the credits minigame.

Anti-Aircraft Rodent Defeat Mother and her helicopter.

Action Button Hero Perform every takedown at least once.

Flying Squirrel Pilot a Quadcopter.

Rocket Flying Squirrel Ride on a rocket fired from an enemy!

Yippee-Ki-Yay, Mother-Nutter! Defeat 100 Agents

Nautical Squirrel Ride a boat (or water skis).

Photogenic Allow 15 citizens to photograph you.

I'm an Oil Squirrel Strike oil and get messy!

John, Loo, and Dunny Find every latrine.

Superhero Landing Perform a superhero landing when falling from a great height.

Anti-Tank Rodent Defeat Father and his tank.

Joy Ride Drive a car.

Crime Wave Hold up 20 citizens.

Reach For The Sky! Hold up a citizen.

Phone Thief Steal a phone.

Top Secret Snack Collect the first golden acorn.

Beyond Perfection Obtain all trophies

This Is Earth Radio Collect all songs

Gotta Catch All the Pop Art Collect all posters

Toilet Break Demolish a public toilet on each map

Hidden Human Hive Harvest Use your saucer's weapons to scare human cattle out of their hidden hives on each map

Ultimate Smoothie Unlock all Gene Blender upgrades

Arty Facts Collect all Alien Artifacts

Against All Odds Complete all odd jobs

Ouch of Body Experience Kill a reincarnated guru with his own body

Deincarnated Destroy a washed-up scammer in Takoshima

Arkvoodle Doodle Summon Arkvoodle and take hold of his vibrating super-weapon

Yettisoned Destroy a crusty old cryptid in Tunguska

Excellent Job Following Directions Obtain all other trophies.

Commitment Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

Steezy Down the Spine S.K.A.T.E. from the Blisk dome to the base's entrance without interruption

Trans-Siberian Express S.K.A.T.E. from the landing zone near Tarkovskoye along the tracks to the East without interruption

Path of the Furon S.K.A.T.E. from the temple gates through the park to Takoshima City without interruption

To Russia With Love S.K.A.T.E. from Parliament to the Russian embassy without interruption

If You Know What I Mean S.K.A.T.E. up the road to Coit Tower without interruption

PK Slam Dunk Find the hidden basketball on the moon and score a hoop with PK Slam

Higher Than the Futen Zoku Ascend Takoshima Tower

Albion Bridge Is for Falling Down Drop a human from the top of Albion Bridge by cancelling PK

Forbidden Donut Throw a cop through a donut with PK

Transmitting From Sol-3 Phone home

Freshly Squeezed Destroy a dastardly double agent in Albion

The Optional Mandate Complete all optional mission objectives (use the Holopoxdeck if you have to)

Lobster Blisque Destroy the crab behind the curtain