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Raising Expectations Reach a combo of 100

The Defender of Dragons Save a dragon

Floo Around the World Unlock all Floo Flames
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Challenge Accepted Complete all tiers of a challenge

Third Time's a Charm Upgrade a piece of gear 3 times

Loom for Improvement Upgrade a piece of gear

The Ends Petrify the Means Defeat a total of fifty enemies using Petrificus Totalus
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Going Through the Potions Brew every type of potion
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Coasting Along Visit Poidsear Coast

The Root of the Problem Stun 10 different enemies using a Mandrake
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Followed the Butterflies Follow butterflies to a treasure

That's a Keeper Meet Charles Rookwood in the Map Chamber

A Talent for Spending Spend 5 Talent Points
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The Wise Owl Find the Map Chamber as a Ravenclaw

A Keen Sense of Spell Invoke Ancient Magic for the first time

Troll with the Punches Survive the troll attack on Hogsmeade

First Class Student Attend your first class

The Sort Who Makes an Entrance Complete the introduction and finish the Sorting Ceremony

Let’s Sling These Babies! You collected all the rare power babies, now let’s sell ‘em! My boy, T-Ham, knows a guy that knows a guy that knows a guy that has an Etsy account who’ll help flip these lil’ babies!

Be Kind Rewind Hey, you watched a tape in the entertainment room. Was that clue clear enough for you? HUH!? All you little trophy hunters out there! God forbid you try and figure something out on your own!

Gorbin’s Lil’ Hole Slammer Oof! Hey, Gorbin here. I just got done eating a sleeping bag sized burrito and let me tell ya, I’m feeling pretty good about myself. I feel like I could even bring back my dead wife. I bet you’re feeling pretty good, too, after getting the high score in Space Slam.

Jopo Jopo Saves the Universe

Platinum Trophy (Thanks for your money suckers) Do everything. Now go preorder Trover 2, you little popsicle stick.

No Winners In This Game! Beat Glorkon without getting killed by anyone... Including me. That’s right, I’ve been hunting you.

The Ultimate Happy Ending Collect all Power Babies in the game. Then prepare to have your shnudler ringled!

Daddy Gotta Eat! Instead of feeding the poor, feed Gail's roommate in under 5 minutes!

It's A Video Game, Kill Something! Don't kill any villagers, because God forbid you do something out of the ordinary!

Don't Get Dooped Escape Doopy without putting boxes in the garage, because charity work is lame and you're not lame. You're a cool little popsicle stick, aren't you?

Worst Guest Ever You did it! You killed every killable NPC! You're certified, psychopathic killer! Someone should probably call the police...

Final Upgrade! You got the final upgrade! You're all sticky, like a popsicle stick!

Jesus, Are You Still Listening To This? Listen to the entirety of Pop Up's introduction, and ignore the homeless man being murdered outside your door.

Really? This Game's Not That Good Replay the game, instead of getting a real job.

Trover ****s the Universe You beat the game! You can die a happy now, you slimy, little popsicle stick.

BALL FUN TIME Bounce a ball 25 times in the apartment, because apparently that's more fun than the actual game.

That went well... Glorkon mixed the world! Wait, they get a trophy for that? It’s just a cut scene. They didn’t do anything... God, this is so dumb.

Here's Donny! Witness Donny's death, then write an essay about it for your college application.

Here's a damn trophy, now stop killing me! Jump Trover into the Acid Lake 5 times. How is this even a trophy?

You Actually Did It?! What the hell is the matter with you?! You actually made 100 baskets?! What are you a sociopath?! How long did this take you?!

WE <3 MURDER Kill every villager. That's right, we celebrate violence! What do you think about that mom and dad?!

Bet You Can't Make 100 You made 10 baskets, now make 100! Come on, what else do you gotta do today?

BBALL IN THE BBALL HOLE IT'S BBALL TIME IN THE BBALL HOLE PLACE! MAKE ONE BBALL BASKET IN THE TELEPOD LIKE A GOOD LITTLE BBALL BOY OR BBALL GIRL!

Instant Clone Soup Collect the clone DNA in under 10 minutes. That's it? That's all they have to do? Man, we're just giving these things away.

Clone on Clone Crime Let the two arguing clones kill each other and then don't report it... This isn't game for snitches!

Pet Cemetery Kill all of Tony's pets... I'm tired of them pooping on my lawn.

You Almost Solved It! Keep Going! Press the buttons on the Puzzle Tree over 50 times, 'cause you don't know how to listen, you cute little popsicle stick.

You Didn't Have To Do That You killed a NPC. That’s gonna affect the whole game! That’s right, your actions have consequences this game!

Tuning Addict Fully tuned a car for the first time using Mileage Points

My First Car Bought your first car

Newbie Driver Reached Level 15