SmokedTuffGuy

All Clear: Floyd Clear all stages in single-player mode as Floyd.

All Clear: Adam Clear all stages in single-player mode as Adam.

All Clear: Cherry Clear all stages in single-player mode as Cherry.

Stage Mastery Get an S-Rank on any stage.

All Too Easy Complete a stage on Mania difficulty.

All Clear: Blaze Clear all stages in single-player mode as Blaze.

Family Reunion Get the Golden Chicken from the art gallery to the stock room.

We've got a talented one here. Achieved a Battle Rating of S in any episode.

Don't worry... Just keep training. Got selected as the top performer during training in Episode 1 of the Story Mode prologue.

G.O.A.T Unlock all the trophies

You Trusted Your Instincts Complete all Instincts

Try Hard 2 Find all Trinkets

Daredevil Jump off all Ramps

Don't touch the servers You touched the servers

New Goat Order Goat Castle - Reach S Tier

Certified Fresh Find all movie tapes

Move! That! Bus! Redecorate the entire Goat Castle

Streaking Run naked on the football field

Welcome to Earth Start the Alien invasion

Who Baywatches the Baywatch? Run on the beach in slow motion

Shadow Syndicate Goat Castle - Reach A Tier

San Angora: Become Human Unlock the Capra Erectus

Secret Society Goat Castle - Reach B Tier

Club Mohair Enter the super secret container rave

Car Cave Find the secret garage

Black Market Find the shady merchant

Beauty, Mindfulness and Meditation Sit through the entire yoga session

Into the Matrix Find the trainstation

[REDACTED] Equip the [REDACTED] while playing as [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] fur

Egg Simulator Become an Egg

A Center for Ants? Interact with the shrunken shrink house

Real Buoy Make like Pinocchio and get eaten!

French Fika Lick the croissant

Raider of the Lost Parking Garage Find the perfectly round boulder

Cannibanana Lick a banana as an Abominana

Crocsquatch Give Big Foot some shoes

Where is It? Find That clown

401(K.O.) Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down

What a Waste of Money Buy the Gators shoes

Nasty! Get squirted on by the Fossil Fuel mascot

Reach the Stratosphere Get flung out of the map

Synchronization Complete Synchronize with all the Goat Towers

Goat Queen Become Queen of all the goats

Covert Consortium Goat Castle - Reach C Tier

Platinum Obtain all trophies

Don't Ever Drink And Drive! Justifiably arrest 40 people for driving under the influence over multiple shifts in a single career.

Found You! Justifiably arrest a person with an open warrant on them.

Citizens Hero Justifiably arrest 50 people over multiple shifts in a single career.

Saving Lives! Justifiably call for an ambulance 30 times over multiple shifts in a single career.

No More Cars Justifiably order 50 cars towed over multiple shifts in a single career.