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Civilian Casualties Defeat the BSAA 100 times.

Everybody Dies Defeat 100 player-controlled agents and 100 player-controlled creatures.

J'avo Genocide Defeat 500 J'avo.

One Is Never Enough As Ustanak, capture a total of 50 humans.

Protect and Serve Protect the BSAA without any of them getting hurt.

Two Sides of the Same Coin Win 10 times.

Bob and Weave Counter an enemy's attack three times in row.

Murder Spree Defeat the BSAA as a creature without dying once.

Surrounded on All Sides Send 2,000 enemies to your opponent's map.

You Are S.O.L. Defeat your opponent 10 times with enemies you sent.

Down, Not Out Defeat an enemy while dying, then recover without any help.

Zombie Massacre Defeat 500 zombies.

Killer Combo Achieve a 30-combo chain.

Take the Stage Defeat your opponent and achieve victory in 3 stages.

Kill or Be Killed Win while in the dying state.

Not without a Fight Defeat Ustanak 20 times.

Held Captive Defeat Ustanak with only one Agent remaining.

Easy Pickings Eliminate all players as Ustanak in less than a minute.

Invincible Defeat Ustanak without anyone on your team being captured.

Take 'Em All Down Defeat 100 agents.

Staying Alive Return to the game as a human character.

Team Effort Win without any members of your team being killed.

Last Man Standing--Again Win five times in a row.

Kung Fu Fighting Survive to the end only using physical attacks.

The Longest Night Complete the tutorial.

Iron-guts Earn the highest honors

The horror... the horror... Resolve your conflict with the Jackal to facilitate the exodus

Heart of Darkness Enter the Heart of Darkness

Last man standing Wipe out the senior leadership of both Factions and determine who will be the new Warlords

Wages of Conflict Aquire all conflict diamonds in the game available through payment or exploration

Prison escape Escape torture at the old slave outpost

Cold Blooded Subvert all the main faction missions in Bowa-Seko - the Southern Territory

...against the middle Switch sides in Bowa-Seko - the Southern Territory

Messenger Complete all the available Underground side-quests in both the North and the South

Weapons Expert Purchase the manuals and acquire the bandoliers for every weapon

...and demand. Unlock all weapons by hitting every Convoy

Utility Man Complete all Missions intercepted from cellular tower signals

Pulitzer material Turn over all of the Jackal's audio logs to the Journalist

Orienteer Find all the Safe Houses in Bowa-Seko - the Southern Territory

Dr Livingston, I presume Enter every 1 square kilometer map region of the world

Dream Team Complete all the main quests cooperatively with any number of partners

You've tricked me once Finish the game

Defeat Harlow Defeat Harlow

The Docks Enter the docks in Quarantine Zone

Meeting Serpo Make pact with Serpo

The third faction Rescue all the Buddies from their respective predicaments