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She's Got it Where it Counts, Kid In the Millennium Falcon job, find and clean the hidden blaster cannon.

Red Leader Standing By Complete the X-wing Fighter job.

The End Now go outside

Essense of Pigeon Spray 3 people with pheromones

Breaking The Mold Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities

Bloody Mary On The Rocks Serve a bloody mary

A Kissenger For All Seasons Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions

DJ Polyblank Scratch two compact disc records

But She Can Fly... Win a round of pillow fight

Clean As A Whistle Find and utilize a bidet

Don't Get Involved Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick

Heroine Chic Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer Explore other guest rooms at the resort

Polyplegic Land awkwardly while diving at the pool

Hasselhoff In A Pinch Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool

Exume To Consume Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand

Around The World In 80 Puns Visit all travel destinations in the world

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

Spongliform Encephalopathy Consume one brain steeped sandwich

Insurance Premiums Increase Shatter all vases in the shop

Data mole Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level

Long Distance Charges Explore the rotary phone menu options

Face Infectors Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage

Saliva Surrogate Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs

Conversationalist Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes

Serious Degaussing Skills Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

Verbal Morality Statute Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

Totale Brutale You have unlocked every trick, secret and note that the mansion has to offer.

The Door of Old Habits… You have unlocked the door to a deep, dark place. Some things never die.

The Gang's All Here You possess every invite sent to every guest. It is a full — if macabre — collection.

A Full Deck You collected every card available within the mansion. Someone will be very pleased …

Finding Forever You spilled the deepest secrets at the heart of the Sexy Brutale.

The Tale of the Sexy Brutale The pieces are in place. But the picture is still not complete…

…Into the Fire You have survived the burning mansion. For some reason, it feels hotter than ever.

How Scenical! How Scenical! You discovered the mansion grounds. A beautiful, terrible sight.

The King in Red You encountered the deep Lord of the mansion. A prison in his own bloodied tears.

Out of the Frying Pan… You saved Aurum and Thanos. The secrets of the mansion are yours to learn.

The Light Fantastic You smashed a priceless chandelier with your voice. Vandalism!

Stories and Studies of Strange Things You discovered the library. What secrets does it hide?

An Electric Performance! You saved Greyson and Redd. The locks of the mansion open for you.

A (Stylish) Sense of Dread You have encountered a chilling figure in the heart of the mansion.

Tequila, Down the Hatch You saved Tequila Belle. Glass shatters at your word.

The Devil and the Blue You saved Willow Blue. You can see things that should remain unseen.

To Defeat the Spider's Curse… You saved Trinity and Clay. The quietest of sounds are clear to you.

Sixpence None the Wiser You saved Reginald Sixpence. The mansion clocks are yours to command.

The End of the Beginning You saw everything the Bloody Girl has to show you. Time to get to work.

We Don’t Need That Scum Complete the Super Star Destroyer Bridge job.

There is a Great Disturbance in the Force Block the MSE-6 Repair Droid from performing its patrol.

Woah, That Got Him! Complete the AT-AT job.

Sorry About the Mess Complete the Mos Eisley Cantina job.