Shotgun_Trauma

Peruser Obtain your first record.

Welcome to Immortality! Complete the tutorial.

Putting down Roots Defeat Whroon, Conjurer of the Forest!

Buried Alive Defeat Jordan, the Buried Baron!

Infernal Scythe Defeat Deathscythe, the Wandering Reaper!

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.

Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Acceptance You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

On Deadly Ground Welcome to the Trials of the Blood Dragon

My Level is Up There Reached Drum Lvl 50.
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Congratulations! Happy Birthday! Watched the happy ending.

I Came, I Saw, I Kicked Its Ass Defeated Killabilly.

Always On The Phone Collected all telephone messages.

OMG, Music Is Soooo Coooool Collected all BGM.

Master Zombie Hunter You beat Dad's Stage6 clear time.

Fingered Cut off 20 fingers during Killabilly's fight!

Aced Auto-shop Class Clear all the Kill Car QTE's in a row.

Rock'n Roll Isn't Here Anymore Defeated Lewis LEGEND.

Elephant Tamer Counter Lewis' attack 10 times.

San Romero Knights Savior Rescued All Classmates.

Master Sushi Chef Collected all combos.