Shmeefly

Great Barnacled One It’s dark inside the whale, but the men appear to be intact.

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Big Smiles All Around Complete Big Smile Lee.

Bounty Hunter Complete all of Roland's Jobs.

Mr. Nice Guy Complete all Favors.

Karaoke Superstar Achieving 90% and above for all songs at the Karaoke Bars in HK.

Wei of the Road Complete all Street Races.

Ultimate Fighter Unlock ten Triad Upgrades.

Event Planner Complete all of the open world Events.

Chief Inspector Complete 100% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

Solid Silver Achieve 30 Silver Stat Awards.

Pure Gold Achieve 30 Gold Stat Awards.

Hong Kong Legend Earn all the Sleeping Dogs: Definitive Edition trophies to unlock this platinum trophy.

Don't say no Leave denial behind.

That went too far Throw something as far as you can.

Happy family Reunite the family.

Reckless cannonball The higher, the funnier!

Lighten up Lit many lights.

Ancient treasure Try to wake up the lost Sentinel.

Unbearable From victim to victor.

Careful steps Don't smash the eggs.

Funeral flowers Find a nice resting place.

The path of light Bring light to the labyrinth of darkness.

Jars in the sand Break many jars.

Ask for a miracle Pay it forward.

No hope Hit your lowest point.

To let go Accept things as they are.