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Something's Amish Complete the "Something's Amish" level

Scorched Earth Burn the pot fields in the "Something's Amish" level

Boom Headshot Kill 75 enemies with headshots

Kings of Quahog Win a Deathmatch mode (free-for-all or as a team)

The Cleaner Get a 10 kill streak in Deathmatch

Bestest Infiltrator Win an Infiltration map

Teabag a D-Bag Taunt a dead opponent with Quagmire in Multiplayer

Bird is the Word Taunt 5 times in a row with Peter

Lockdown Shut out the other team from scoring in Capture the Greased-Up Deaf Guy

Grease Can't Save You Now Win a Capture the "Greased-Up Deaf Guy" match

Teabaggin' Taunt 25 times in any Multiplayer match

Roadhouse Kill 3 members of the opposing team with a melee attack before you die in Multiplayer

First Kill Successfully complete your first kill of an opposing team member in Multiplayer

Shut Up Meg Kill Meg during any Multiplayer Match

Mr. Unpopular Choose Meg for a Multiplayer match

Hell Raisers Destroy the Refinery

Recycled "Defeat" a Reaver using molten metal

Road Rage Complete Canada Highway Chase

Shish Kebab Impale an enemy on an environmental hazard

Waking Nightmare Discover a Nightmare Door "in the wild"

Greased Read Callisto's journal in her Vancouver garage

Suit Up Craft your first Suit

Adamantium Dreams Achieve Adamantium on any Nightmare Trial

But a Dram Collect first Whisky Bottle

Omega Dead Defeat Omega Red

Hot Head Hit Rage Tier 3

It's All Greek To Me Complete the "It's All Greek To Me" level

We Be Clubbing Defeat 10 enemies with a melee weapon

Multi-Kill Perform a multi-kill with a melee weapon

How Do I Jump? Kill yourself with a grenade or satchel charge

Head Shot Kill an enemy with a single shot to the head

One Shot Kills Successfully kill an enemy with one shot

Bipolar Switch between Brian and Stewie 10 times in Story Mode

Day Labor Destroy all of the piñatas in the "It's All Greek to Me" level

Underground Tour Return to the underground while no mission is active and travel from one end of the catacombs to the other.

Fangs For Playing Defeat Bloody Mary.

Blood Junkie Collect all Canopic Jars and max out your blood meter.

Bleeder's Digest Discover all of Mary's Teachings.

Flight Night Stay airborne for 250 meters while in Shadow Swarm.

Blood Bank Collect half of the Canopic Jars.

Stakehouse Stake 20 hidden Firstborn vampires.

Bite Club Bite 100 Civilians.

Give Them The Fanger Clear out 20 Vampire packs.

Raising The Stakes Stake 100 Vampires.

Hindenburg Complex Destroy a balloon.

Dinner Theater Bite a member of a street parade.

Don't Fence Me In Climb a chain link fence and rejoice.

Level Up Create a new mission using the UGC level editor.

Watch That First Step Defeat an enemy by destroying the object they stand on.

Pragmata Obtain all trophies.