SharksOnIce

Expert Storyteller Every thread of Pywel’s narrative now forms a complete story.

Conqueror of Spires Climbing ever higher has opened the way toward the skies above.

Beast Slayer You've defeated the beasts, bringing peace to Pywel.

Lightbringer Shadow guided into light has restored the forgotten sanctums.

Protector of Pailune Freedom returned to Pailune after defeating the Black Bears and the Jackals.

Master of Swords Through discipline and mastery, you’ve earned the right to be called a true master of the blade.

Master Camper A safe haven now stands ready for you and your comrades.

Novice Adventurer Countless adventures await beyond the horizon.

Trover ****s the Universe You beat the game! You can die a happy now, you slimy, little popsicle stick.

BALL FUN TIME Bounce a ball 25 times in the apartment, because apparently that's more fun than the actual game.

No Winners In This Game! Beat Glorkon without getting killed by anyone... Including me. That’s right, I’ve been hunting you.

Daddy Gotta Eat! Instead of feeding the poor, feed Gail's roommate in under 5 minutes!

Don't Get Dooped Escape Doopy without putting boxes in the garage, because charity work is lame and you're not lame. You're a cool little popsicle stick, aren't you?

You Almost Solved It! Keep Going! Press the buttons on the Puzzle Tree over 50 times, 'cause you don't know how to listen, you cute little popsicle stick.

You Actually Did It?! What the hell is the matter with you?! You actually made 100 baskets?! What are you a sociopath?! How long did this take you?!

Really? This Game's Not That Good Replay the game, instead of getting a real job.

That went well... Glorkon mixed the world! Wait, they get a trophy for that? It’s just a cut scene. They didn’t do anything... God, this is so dumb.

Bet You Can't Make 100 You made 10 baskets, now make 100! Come on, what else do you gotta do today?

Here's Donny! Witness Donny's death, then write an essay about it for your college application.

Here's a damn trophy, now stop killing me! Jump Trover into the Acid Lake 5 times. How is this even a trophy?

WE <3 MURDER Kill every villager. That's right, we celebrate violence! What do you think about that mom and dad?!

Allies United Met your contact in the Northern Border Fort.

Stunning! Stunned an enemy.

Spinning Plates Have every territory saved at the same time during the Undead Nightmare.

All's Right With the World Complete "On a Pale Horse".

The Superior Dance Complete "Mother Superior Blues Survivor Mission".

Instant Clone Soup Collect the clone DNA in under 10 minutes. That's it? That's all they have to do? Man, we're just giving these things away.

Judge A Man By The... Complete "Cure For Most of What Ails You" and "Get Back in that Hole, Partner" Survivor Missions.

BBALL IN THE BBALL HOLE IT'S BBALL TIME IN THE BBALL HOLE PLACE! MAKE ONE BBALL BASKET IN THE TELEPOD LIKE A GOOD LITTLE BBALL BOY OR BBALL GIRL!

Pet Cemetery Kill all of Tony's pets... I'm tired of them pooping on my lawn.

You Didn't Have To Do That You killed a NPC. That’s gonna affect the whole game! That’s right, your actions have consequences this game!

Six Years In The Making Find and kill a sasquatch.

The Downward Spiral Complete "Curious Tales from Blackwater, USA" Survivor Mission.

Nurture or Nature? Complete "Remember My Family".

Bullseye Get 250 headshots in any game mode.

Into the Sunset Complete "The Last Enemy That Shall Be Destroyed".

Manifest Destiny Kill the last buffalo in the Great Plains.

Austin Overpowered Complete Twin Rocks, Pike's Basin, and Gaptooth Breach Hideouts.

More than a Fistful Earn $10,000.

The Benefits of Civilization Complete "And the Truth Will Set You Free".

On the Trail of de Vaca Uncover every location on the map.

A Savage Soul Complete "At Home with Dutch".

Buckin' Awesome Break the Kentucky Saddler, the American Standardbred, and the Hungarian Half-bred.

No More Fancy Words Complete "An Appointed Time".

Long Arm of Marston Kill 500 enemies with any rifle, repeater, or shotgun in any game mode.

Sons of Mexico Complete "The Gates of El Presidio".

Exquisite Taste Purchase a rare weapon from a gunsmith.

Land of Opportunity Complete "The Assault on Fort Mercer".

He Cleans Up Well! Obtain the Elegant Suit.

Clemency Pays Capture a bounty alive.