Shaneypea

Fish in a Barrel 25 Stasis + Weakpoint Kills

…Bada Boom! Defeat 20 Enemies in a row with Homing Missiles

Professional Complete 50% of all Challenges

Great Responsibility 50 Hostage Saves

Beta Survival Diamond Achieve a score of 500,000 points

Alpha Survival Diamond Achieve a score of 500,000 points

Alpha Rescue Diamond Achieve a score of 500,000 points

Expert Complete 75% of all Challenges

Turret Syndrome Overload 25 Turrets

Gamma Survival Diamond Achieve a score of 500,000 points

Beta Rescue Diamond Achieve a score of 500,000 points

Top of the Class Earn a total of 10,000,000 points

Unleashed Purchase every Upgrade

Perfectionist Complete all of the Challenges in the Game

Noble Achievement Collect all Trophies

Meat Shower Defeat 3 Majini with one grenade or proximity bomb.

Lifeguard Save partner 10 times when DYING is displayed.

Stop, Drop, & Roll Defeat 3 Majini at once by setting oil canisters on fire.

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster