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Just the Artifacts Ma'am Find 3 Artifacts in Mountain Temple

More Power to You Turn on 5 Power Switches

Skip the Stairs Ride Elevator up to Palace

Don't Let Him Get Away Defeat Baron at Palace

Scout's Honor Catch Scouts in Haven Forest

Head Cheese Collect 250 Metal Head Skull Gems

Strip Mine, Not Yours Blow up Strip Mine in Eco Wells

Kersplash! Destroy Equipment at Dig

Speeding Slowly Win Class 3 Race at Stadium

No Man is a Canyon Use Items in No Man's Canyon

Testosterone Pass the Tests of Manhood

Sunken Ship Destroy Ship at Drill Platform

Clap Hands Get Seal Piece at Dig

Speed Quicker Win Class 2 Race at Stadium

What's That Smell? Escort Men Through Sewers

Doggin' the Hellcats Destroy 5 Hellcat Cruisers

Speed Speedily Win Class 1 Race in Stadium

Grin and Baron It Defeat Baron in Mar's Tomb

Pedal to the Metal Destroy Metal Kor at Nest

We're All Friends Here Rescue Friends at Fortress

Bot Bot Boom Boom Protect Hideout from Bomb Bots

Timber! Destroy Drill Platform Tower

I Heart Heart Get Heart of Mar in Weapons Lab

Heavy Distortion Attack the Metal Head Nest

Finders Keepers Find Sig in Underport

Who Knew Krew Blew? Beat Krew in Weapons Lab

Head Master Collect 510 Metal Head Skull Gems

The Collectivist Collect 125 Precursor Orbs

The Collectationator! Collect 286 Precursor Orbs

Done Done Done For excellent and dedicated field work in the field of battle for completion

Not Raised in a Barn Close a door

Games History Major Play Maniac Mansion

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Hidden in the deep Locate the underwater stash

Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave