Scurubyshnaw

"I can confirm he’s a bad ass." Chose the Path of Mercy

"I'm a bleeder." Kissed on a Stretcher

"Sorry, kid." Succeeded as a Mentor

"All gas no brakes baby." Protected Los Angeles

H4ck3d by R0b3rt Succeeded On All Hacking Levels

Modded Reached all bonuses and successfully avoid all failures

Anti-Antivirus Club Destroyed 3 Antiviruses in Less Than 15 Seconds

From Zero To Hero Maxed Out a Hero

"That’s, like, a real superhero." Told the Truth

Career Development Aced Your Performance Review

Overkill Covered the Entire Graph on a Single Call

Power Trip Expanded Powers for 4 Different Heroes

"I wish to make love to you again." Gave Him a Second Chance

Shift Was Lit Completed a Z-Team Shift Without Missing or Failing a Call

Nailed It Achieved a Perfect Dispatch With Only One Hero

Work Spouse Reached Max Synergy With a Hero Duo

Getting to Know Yous Discovered Every Hero's Starting Power

Snake Eyes Failed a Call with >70% of Success

Phoenixes Down Healed the Same Hero Twice in a Shift

"But I cheered for Invisigal..." Collected a Knife

"You gonna eat those twinks?" Disobeyed by Invisigal

Burning Chrome Completed a Hacking Level With at least a third of the Timer Left

"Did I drool on you?" Hired at SDN

Bohemians Rise Up! You were ahead of your time and created the foundations for the state emblem of Bohemia.

Kingdom Came You obtained all trophies! Now go and touch some grass.

The End You completed the story.

Lent You finished the game without eating meat or killing any animals.

Face to Face You finally met Markvart von Aulitz.

True Cardinal You made it through the church council without raising suspicion.

Martyr You helped the legate attain martyrdom.

High Noon You shot a gun-wielding enemy with a gun.

No Good Deed You saved Maleshov without getting caught.

The Hydra's Heads All three commanders are dead, and the powder magazine's been taken care of.

Die Another Day As Godwin, you saved your brother.

Tales of Kuttenberg You helped Rosa finish her book.

Remember, Remember… Did you really think it wouldn't blow up? Really?

Fresh Air You finished DLC3.

Quiet as a Church Mouse The knights never had to escort you to the infirmary.

Holy Relic You found a Holy Relic.

Stop Licking That! You tasted flour… from the hair of a dead person.

Feline Affection You repeatedly interacted with a cat. Aren't you worried Mutt will know?

Better Safe Than Sorry You made yourself a plague mask.

Do Good to All People You helped the people of the monastery.

Ostraconophobia You were nipped to death by crayfish.

Survivor You listened to all of Brother Vojta's jokes… and survived.

Rest in One Piece The skull finally reached its final resting place.

Slip the Noose You managed to talk your way out of an execution.

The Lord Taketh Away You've lost ten thousand groschen.

Masterpiece You finished Brushes with Death.

All Fun and Games Hopefully now Stihlau understand there are some things you shouldn't joke about.