SassedBass

Fight! Fight! Fight!!! Subjugated a total of 1,000 enemies.

Avoid unfavorable battles. Used items a total of 100 times.

I was able to control myself perfectly. Fought to victory in 10 battles without taking any damage.

Don't worry... Just keep training. Engaged in omni-directional movement for 1 minute without landing.

That's why I picked you. Allies damaged a total of 100 parts.

Hey, brats... What's the situation here? Completed Chapter 2 of Attack Mode.

This world has always been a living hell. Experienced over 100 friendly unit deaths.

Beyond Perfection Obtain all trophies

The Optional Mandate Complete all optional mission objectives (use the Holopoxdeck if you have to)

This Is Earth Radio Collect all songs

Gotta Catch All the Pop Art Collect all posters

Arty Facts Collect all Alien Artifacts

Against All Odds Complete all odd jobs

Toilet Break Demolish a public toilet on each map

PK Slam Dunk Find the hidden basketball on the moon and score a hoop with PK Slam

Ouch of Body Experience Kill a reincarnated guru with his own body

Deincarnated Destroy a washed-up scammer in Takoshima

Arkvoodle Doodle Summon Arkvoodle and take hold of his vibrating super-weapon

Albion Bridge Is for Falling Down Drop a human from the top of Albion Bridge by cancelling PK

Ultimate Smoothie Unlock all Gene Blender upgrades

Higher Than the Futen Zoku Ascend Takoshima Tower

Lobster Blisque Destroy the crab behind the curtain

Hidden Human Hive Harvest Use your saucer's weapons to scare human cattle out of their hidden hives on each map

Steezy Down the Spine S.K.A.T.E. from the Blisk dome to the base's entrance without interruption

Fly Me to the Moon Base Invade Solaris

Scuttled Destroy an old foe in Tunguskan ship-to-ship battle

Trans-Siberian Express S.K.A.T.E. from the landing zone near Tarkovskoye along the tracks to the East without interruption

Yettisoned Destroy a crusty old cryptid in Tunguska

The Irony of Fate, or Enjoy Your Tunguska! Invade Tunguska

Kaijuiced Destroy a familiar-looking monster in Takoshima

Dusted Outrun Blisk Spores with S.K.A.T.E.

Re-Return of the Clone of the Invasion II-2 Re-visit a mission in the Holopoxdeck at a saucer landing zone

Perfect Probulator Score three perfectly-timed Anal Probes in a row

To Russia With Love S.K.A.T.E. from Parliament to the Russian embassy without interruption

Forbidden Donut Throw a cop through a donut with PK

Transmitting From Sol-3 Phone home

If You Know What I Mean S.K.A.T.E. up the road to Coit Tower without interruption

Path of the Furon S.K.A.T.E. from the temple gates through the park to Takoshima City without interruption

I Look Up As I Walk to Takoshima Invade Takoshima

Die Nasty Destroy a majestic presence in Albion

Pimp My Raid Upgrade your saucer in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone

Ducks in a Row, Fish in a Barrel Line up three humans with the Dislocator and send them sprawling

Freshly Squeezed Destroy a dastardly double agent in Albion

Lie Back and Think of Albion Invade Albion

Upgreatest Use a Furotech Reactor to purchase a capstone upgrade in the Pox Mart

Shop Til They Drop Upgrade Crypto in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone

Cult Following Complete your first steps on the Path of the Sacred Crotch

Furon Fashion Try out a new look for Crypto in the Cloning Chamber

Earthly Pleasures Rifle through your Furonigami collection

Bodied Sattva Destroy a tool in Bay City