Sad_Rancher

All Fours Win a 4v4 game

"Lousy bony fingers!" Get the balloon twister to pop a ballon.

"It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..." Talk to Glottis about cravings.

"Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it." Scare the living a few times.

"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!" Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.

"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help." Try to dig up some dirt on Meche.

"Precisamente, amigo." Learn of a nefarious plot.

"Join or Die! Again!" Receive a message from Eva.

Wiki-Bean-ia in Business Help Bean get back his business plan so he can set up his intel network in Prosperity. Host only.

Yoink Loot a Highwaymen Supply Drop. Be careful, it won't be unguarded!

"The marrow of these trees, Manny, they suck it out, it's like cement!" Ask Glottis about the tree farm.

"'ARROGANT FRAUD' doesn't work." Try to guess Domino's password a few times.

Home is Where the Part Is Upgrade Prosperity's infrastructure for the first time by investing in the right parts. Host only.

Forager Gather 15 plants growing in Hope County. It's the closest thing to a pharmacy we have nowadays.

"Run you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!" Try to intimidate the pigeons.

"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..." Ask Velasco about his eye patch.

"We only have one mop." Check your job qualifications with Celso.

Year 1 Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.

Coming Up With the Goods Return Selene's valuable stash. Host only.

Weaponsmith Craft 3 weapons. They don't need to look good, they just need to get the job done!

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle Scavenge an Outpost. You can always reclaim it. Host only.

A Graceful Return Recover Grace's prototype gun and welcome her back to Prosperity for good. Host only.

Expeditious Retreat Complete your first Expedition to force the Highwaymen out of a stronghold.

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!" Ask Lupe about her organizational system.

"Plus, we look good in these clothes!" Talk to Glottis about leaving.

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse." Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.

Safekeeping Picklock 5 safes. With no more banks, it's the closest thing you'll get to experiencing a heist.

"Well, maybe just a sip..." Sample the Marillo de Oro.

Prospering Upgrade and secure Prosperity. Host only.

"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!" Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.

"We're straight stingers, you know?" Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.

"Consider it an homage." Have Olivia recite one of your poems.

Captain's Courageous Kill your first Enforcer. I'm sure this will send the Highwaymen a good message.

"Manny, we've given up. All of us." Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.

"It shone, pale as bone..." Look at the moon.

Honorary Scout Gather intel 10 times by talking to Wiki-Bean-ia scouts. Host only.

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'" Try to convince Verago to help you out.

The Ryeunion Reunite Nick Rye with Carmina and Kim. Host only.

Finders Keepers Complete 3 Treasure Hunt missions. Host only.

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..." Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?" Visit with Maximino.

5 Dismount Strikes Killed 5 enemies using the Dismount Strike skill.

"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..." Listen to Carla's whole story.

How's it Look, Doc? Craft 10 Medkits. They'll definitely come in handy.

Killed 10 Frostclaws Killed 10 Frostclaw machines.

Return to Eden Bring the Father back to New Eden. Host only.

Year 2 Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.

The Graduate Completed training

Save Your Bacon Recruit Horatio. Don't mind his temper, he can be pig-headed sometimes. Host only.

"I wasn't always this color!" Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.