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Platinum Jack N' Jill Get all the trophies

There is too much stuff here Buy something in the store

Is this money? Get a shop ticket

This is fun Play a minigame

I need a break Complete a world

It's Minigame time! Unlock a minigame

This is bouncy Bounce by squashing an enemy

Am I rich now? Get 250 coins

See you in the next life Die once while trying to find Jack or Jill

I found you! Find Jack or Jill

You need to start somewhere Complete a level

I'm a poor peasant Get a coin

Go Into the Light Complete all instances of Guardian Angel.

Kuh, Boom. Complete Act 1 in another way.

Tower Defense Complete Act 1 in one way.

Get Off My Back Destroy 5 chase vehicles (in a single instance of Super Ethical PR Opportunity).

We're Takin' Over Complete 'We've Only Just Begun'.

Haters Gonna Hate Kill 1000 Gang Members.

Love/Hate Relationship Taunt AND/OR Compliment 50 gang members.

Gellin' Like Magellan Explore every hood in Steelport.

Ow My Balls! Do your first nutshot AND testicle assault.

Bo-Duke-En Hijack 50 vehicles - Dukes style.

Shake and Bake Complete your first Challenge.

I Do My Own Stunts Land on the Parachute Target during the rescue scene.

A Better Person Buy your first Upgrade from the Upgrade Store.

Opulence, You Has It Complete 'Party Time'.

The Welcome Wagon Complete 'I'm Free - Free Falling'.

Dead Presidents Complete 'When Good Heists...'.

The Exiled Defeat an enemy vehicle with every Archangel

The Messenger Complete a Death Run in legendary time with every Archangel

The Guardian Successfully complete a Death Run with every Archangel

Blockhead Own the best V6 and V8 Engines

Daddy Wants a New Grill Collect all hood ornaments

Spreading the Word Clear all threat in Pink Eye's territory

Keep Up the Good Work Clear all threat in Gutgash's territory

Gutgash Thrives Reduce threat to 0 in the Parch Moon region around Gutgash's Stronghold

Pink Eye Thrives Reduce threat to 0 in the Knit Sack region around Pink Eye's Stronghold

Start of Something Good Clear all threat in Jeet's territory

Bomb Specialist Clear all minefields

The Constructionist Build all projects in all strongholds

Razing Legend Take down all Scrotus camps

Explosions Are Not Enough Complete all optional objectives in all camps

A Thousand Words Collect all History Relics

Sniper Suppressor Take out all Scrotus snipers

No Brainer Destroy all scarecrows

Rust is the New Black Collect all body colors

Jeet Thrives Reduce threat to 0 in the Balefire Flatland region around Jeet's Stronghold

Stop and Smell the Roses Complete all Wasteland Missions