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Godlike Finish the game on Hardcore mode

Psychometry You found and listened to all TranScribe recordings.

This Never Happened You performed an apto-regressive neurotomy on Dahl.

Survivor Finish Endurance 12 with gold

Ulak Defeat Ulak.

Bookworm Find all the Journal Entries in the game.

Crate Buster Break all the crates in the game.

Shaman Defeat the Shaman.

Push the Fat Guy You killed Alex.

You Rang? You used the Psychotronics satellite to dismiss or summon the Typhon Nightmare.

Coffee Break You found Dr. Calvino's secret stash.

Superhero Find all the Powerups in the game.

Dear Future Self You found and listened to all the messages you left for yourself.

Socialite Rescue all the missing villagers.

Gladiator Become the Arena champion.

Big Spender Spend 5,000 gold.

Golem Defeat the Golem.

First Armament Add punch ability to glove

It's Your Chance Forge your first sword

Catakiller Defeat the Catakiller.

Monster Slayer Defeat 1,000 enemies.

Carried Stan's Load To Completion Complete the game with Stan's product in your inventory.

Legendary Bounty Hunter Defeat Garmantuous and take down the G3 cartel.

Series Wrap on Suit-O Say goodbye to Suit-O.

Lezduit! Obtain Lezduit.

Self-Actualization Defeat Nipulon.

Spent 15 Hours At The Alien Strip Club Spend 15 hours at the very real in-game alien strip club.

Eatin' Good in the Neighborhood Pay your bill at Applebee's.

Hardest Battle In The Game Defeat Dr. Giblets.

We Paid For The Rights To Put A Whole Movie In Here Discover the movie theater.

RIP Davey Glutes Obtain the Mag-Boots.

Who's The Boss? Defeat the Skrendel Brothers.

Wendigo Defeat the Wendigo.

Warrior Defeat 100 enemies.

Darkestville Demon Keep the key to the castle.

Bookworm You’re not just a Biologist now.

Thank you for your call The real Hell is tech support.

EL CAFE DE LA MUERTO! (an awesome jingle plays here)

Lullaby for Walrus You mom always said, that you shouldn’t drink something you’re not confident about.

Galactic Turquoise Collect all Fruits, Seeds and Letters at the Medieval Moon.

Medieval Moon Arrive at Medieval Moon.

Togge Constellation Collect all Fruits, Seeds and Letters at the Togge Palace.

Scarecrow Baron Scare away the crows for the Scarecrow Baron.

King President Meet the King President.

Catch me if you can It’s useless, Vigo, useless!

Family ties I guess, I’m starting to put all this together (actually no).

Burglar I didn’t know it’s there.

Hi there! This ghost is vaguely familiar to you.

Handyman We don’t burn bridges – we build them!

Huckster I did say you’ve got a talent, didn’t I?