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Gatekeeper Truly, you are the master of floodgates.

Drink 'Em Both Up You drank 'em bot' up.

Perchance to Dream Oh, so THAT'S what happened.

KBF-FM You haven't missed a single radio show.

Carny You have heartlessly knocked over five defenseless can pyramids.

Boob Tube You checked out some important messages.

Medical Opinions You listened to Hartman's recordings.

Wheels Within Wheels You found the kidnapper, but what he had to say wasn't what you wanted to hear.

Iron Horse You made the train engine run out of steam.

They're Heeeeeere! You have destroyed 20 poltergeist objects.

Thunder and Lightning 50 Taken have felt your fury. Also, your flashbangs.

It's Not Just a Typewriter Brand QWERTY? DVORAK? 50 Taken know it's neither.

Heavy Metal You destroyed the bulldozer.

Collateral Carnage 20 Taken have been drowned, electrocuted, or dispatched by some other indirect means.

Two For the Price of One You took out two Taken with a single barrel.

Sound and Fury You blasted four Taken into ashes with a single flashbang.

Park Ranger You survived Elderwood National Park.

If It Flies, It Burns Not a bird lover, are you?

Energized! You changed batteries 100 times.

What Light Through Yonder Window It is the east, and the flaregun is the sun to 50 Taken.

Taken Season You have dropped 50 Taken with the hunting rifle.

The Six-Gun Scribe You capped 100 Taken with the revolver.

Right of Way You have peeled 15 Taken off your bumper.

Damn Good Cup of Coffee You have found 25 coffee thermoses.

Paging Mr. Wake You have discovered 25 manuscript pages.

Finders Keepers You have discovered five of the hidden chests.

Back! Back, I Say! You bought yourself some breathing time with a flare.

Under a Thin Layer of Skin You disobeyed the park ranger's instructions.

Bright Falls' Finest You finally managed to make that phone call.

Come One, Come All You wiped out four Taken with a single flare.

Nordic Walking Unlike Stucky, you enjoy incontestable health benefits. Namely, you're not dead.

Missed by a Mile You managed a slow-motion dodge 20 times.

Let There Be Light You have restored power.

Float Like a Butterfly You avoided getting hit -- with style!

Follow the Light You were enlightened by a dream.

Ceremorphosis Make the ultimate sacrifice: become a mindflayer to defeat the Netherbrain.

Absolute Power Corrupts Reign with terror: take control of the Netherbrain and bend the world to your will.

Leave No One Behind Save every tiefling refugee you can throughout the game in a single playthrough.

All's Well That Ends Well Finish the game (with a heartfelt "thank you!" from Larian Studios).

Hero of the Forgotten Realms Save the realms: destroy the Absolute once and for all.

Interfectorem Draconis Kill the Red Dragon in the Upper City.

Fancy Footwork Defeat Gortash in Wyrm's Rock without activating any traps.

Busker Earn a hundred gold from playing sweet, sweet music in a single playthrough.

Punch Drunk Defeat twenty opponents while drunk - down them.

Shove Off Kill a creature with falling damage.

Kill Two Birds with One Gnome Use one enemy as an improvised weapon against another.

Fists of Fury Kill a character with an unarmed strike.

Rude, Crude, and full of Attitude Find and summon the quasit Shovel. Or is her name... Fork? Maybe Basket?

Jack-of-all-Trades Multiclass into every class in one playthrough without asking Withers to change your character.

Mind Blown Romance the Emperor.