Redrafted

Departure You completed the game on Easy difficulty.

Tornado Wrangler You calmed the fury of the storm.

The Lady of the Light Cynthia Weaver has taken you to the Well-Lit Room.

Taken Season You have dropped 50 Taken with the hunting rifle.

Gatekeeper Truly, you are the master of floodgates.

Carny You have heartlessly knocked over five defenseless can pyramids.

What Light Through Yonder Window It is the east, and the flaregun is the sun to 50 Taken.

Thunder and Lightning 50 Taken have felt your fury. Also, your flashbangs.

Energized! You changed batteries 100 times.

Drink 'Em Both Up You drank 'em bot' up.

Perchance to Dream Oh, so THAT'S what happened.

KBF-FM You haven't missed a single radio show.

Come One, Come All You wiped out four Taken with a single flare.

It's Not Just a Typewriter Brand QWERTY? DVORAK? 50 Taken know it's neither.

Wheels Within Wheels You found the kidnapper, but what he had to say wasn't what you wanted to hear.

Iron Horse You made the train engine run out of steam.

They're Heeeeeere! You have destroyed 20 poltergeist objects.

Right of Way You have peeled 15 Taken off your bumper.

Heavy Metal You destroyed the bulldozer.

Two For the Price of One You took out two Taken with a single barrel.

Sound and Fury You blasted four Taken into ashes with a single flashbang.

Park Ranger You survived Elderwood National Park.

If It Flies, It Burns Not a bird lover, are you?

Collateral Carnage 20 Taken have been drowned, electrocuted, or dispatched by some other indirect means.

The Six-Gun Scribe You capped 100 Taken with the revolver.

Back! Back, I Say! You bought yourself some breathing time with a flare.

Well Done! You burned a piece of food.

It's A Pirates Life For Me Completed a Gold Hoarders Voyage.

I Wanna Be A Pirate! Your reputation level with a Trading Company increased for the first time.
100/100

Pay Your Respects You paid a visit to the mysterious Galleon's Grave Outpost.

Unto the Horizon You completed the Maiden Voyage

Now Bring Me That Horizon You set sail for the first time.
100/100

Legends - "Cronch" You ate a banana, skin and all.

Paging Mr. Wake You have discovered 25 manuscript pages.

Damn Good Cup of Coffee You have found 25 coffee thermoses.

Finders Keepers You have discovered five of the hidden chests.

Under a Thin Layer of Skin You disobeyed the park ranger's instructions.

Missed by a Mile You managed a slow-motion dodge 20 times.

Demolitionist Blow up the tunnel and airlock at CURSED STATION.

BFF's Finally published

Ranger Find all Ranger stashes in Dead City.

Warrior Kill 100 Human Enemies.

Air Bender Kill 50 humans with pneumatic weapons.

Slice & Dice Kill 30 human enemies in close combat.

Sniper Kill 30 human enemies with headshots.

Locked Up No way out

Tazed and Confused Adding insult to injury

Feed Me Take a snack

The Cake is Not a Lie Congratulations, the test is now over

Stay on target Complete your first Intel chain