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The Silenced Cartographer Render the Deep Space Satellite inoperable.

Electric Hobo Ride the train for 2 kilometers.

Frequent Flyer Travel 5 kilometers using Static Thrusters.

You're so Sly Collect all Dead Drops in the Historic District.

Speed Run Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

Super Go Outside Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years.

Test Trophy Please Ignore Test trophy description! Replace this!

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Drop Everything Thunder Drop for a total distance of at least 500 meters.

AC/DC Drain 750 megawatts of power from Empire City.

Good Intentions Good guys work for the greater good.

Taking Out The Trash Defeat Alden.

Back With Trish Reconciled with Trish.

Goody Two Shoes Reach full positive Karma.

Road Kill Take down 25 enemies while riding on the roof of a moving vehicle.

Red Baron Take down 100 enemies while they are airborne.

Good Exposure Good guys are heroes to others.

Clean Up Your Act Defeat Sasha.

True Potential Purchase every upgrade for a single power.

Stunt Coordinator Complete 10 of the stunts on the stunt list.

Good Train Good guys proactively facilitate transportation solutions.

Good Riot Good guys stand up and take the heat.

Stunt Man Complete any one stunt from the stunt list.

Good Eats Good guys feed the needy.

Level Up Create a new mission using the UGC level editor.

Watch That First Step Defeat an enemy by destroying the object they stand on.

Platinum Awarded when all other trophies have been unlocked

Tower of Babble In TranZit, obey the voices.

Settings World Champion Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers.

Beat The Game Complete The Stanley Parable.

Welcome Back! Quit the game and then start it again.

You Can't Jump No seriously, we disabled it.

Get Your First Trophy Awarded for getting any of the other trophies as your first.

Click on door 430 five times Click on door 430 five times.

You Have No Power Over Me In TranZit, defeat "him" without being attacked by "him".

Futurist Complete all future levels in veteran.

Black Ops II Master Complete the campaign on Hardened or Veteran difficulty.

Old Fashioned Complete "Pyrrhic Victory", "Old Wounds", "Time And Fate", and "Suffer With Me" in Veteran.

Giant Accomplishment Complete all challenges in Black Ops II.

Welcome to the Penthouse Prestige once in multiplayer Public Match.

Man of the People Stop the brutality inflicted by the PDF.

The Lights Of Their Eyes In Green Run, pacify at least 10 zombies with 1 EMP.

Dance On My Grave In Green Run, acquire your Tombstone.

Don't Fire Until You See In TranZit, have all doors opened without being set on fire.

Happy Hour In TranZit, buy 2 different perks before turning on the power.

Fuel Efficient In TranZit, use an alternative mode of transportation.

Undead Man's Party Bus In TranZit, complete all additions to the bus in 1 game.

Standard Equipment May Vary In TranZit, acquire 4 different equippable items in 1 game.

I Don't Think They Exist In TranZit, kill one of the denizens of the forest while it is latched onto you.

Platinum Awarded when all other trophies have been unlocked