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H4ck3d by R0b3rt Succeeded On All Hacking Levels

"There. You happy now?" Chose the Least Popular Item from the Store

"I’m the guy behind the desk." Hid the Truth

"I wish to make love to you again." Gave Him a Second Chance

"Watch your back, Robert." Collected a Tie

You Have Two Hands for a Reason Pet Scratch and the Owlbear cub at the same time - the greatest joy an adventurer could ask for.

Fool's Luck Succeeded a Call with <15% of Success

"We can just be friends." Kept Romance Out of the Workplace

"Didn’t see that coming?" Failed as a Mentor

"Muuuuurrrdaaaaah!" Chose the Path of Vengeance

Beat the Drop Complete a Remixed Mission without dying.

Bad Gas Destroy 100 Grunt backpacks.
100/100

"I can confirm he’s a bad ass." Chose the Path of Mercy

"I'm a bleeder." Kissed on a Stretcher

"Sorry, kid." Succeeded as a Mentor

"All gas no brakes baby." Protected Los Angeles

Phoenixes Down Healed the Same Hero Twice in a Shift

Modded Reached all bonuses and successfully avoid all failures

Min Max Upgraded a Stat to 10

Overkill Covered the Entire Graph on a Single Call

Time's Running Out Completed a Hacking Level With less than 5 Seconds Left

Getting to Know Yous Discovered Every Hero's Starting Power

Shove Off Kill a creature with falling damage.

Expand Your Mind Consume a parasite and unlock a new power - is it meant to wriggle the whole way down?

Bedrolls and Breakfast Take four full long rests in a single playthrough - adventuring's tiring work.

Dig for Victory Dig up five buried chests in a single playthrough - treasure!

Just a Nibble Let Astarion bite you at night - ouch.

"That’s, like, a real superhero." Told the Truth

Career Development Aced Your Performance Review

From Zero To Hero Maxed Out a Hero

Anti-Antivirus Club Destroyed 3 Antiviruses in Less Than 15 Seconds

Power Trip Expanded Powers for 4 Different Heroes

"It smells very chemically in here." Gave Him His First Shot

Work Spouse Reached Max Synergy With a Hero Duo

Nailed It Achieved a Perfect Dispatch With Only One Hero

"But I cheered for Invisigal..." Collected a Knife

Shift Was Lit Completed a Z-Team Shift Without Missing or Failing a Call

Snake Eyes Failed a Call with >70% of Success

"Love ‘em from my mouth to my butt." Chose the Least Popular Donut

"You gonna eat those twinks?" Disobeyed by Invisigal

Burning Chrome Completed a Hacking Level With at least a third of the Timer Left

All Shield, No Yield Complete any level on Heroic difficulty or higher without taking health damage.

Jiralhanae Conservationist On The Most Dangerous Game don’t kill any rampaging Brutes.

Arm's Length On 343 Guilty Spark complete the first floor without taking a hit.

Even Tempered With the Temperamental Skull activated beat Halo without upsetting anyone.

Hot Streak With the Floor Is Lava Skull activated beat a mission without jumping or dying.

Map Quest Complete The Silent Cartographer without shooting, using grenades, melee, dying, or restarting.

New Whip Hijack 10 Vehicles.
100/100

Food Critic Listen to the Thirsty Grunt talk about his eating habits.

Like Old Times Complete Two Betrayals with the Speed Limit, Endurance Spec, Hip Fire, and Armistice Skulls enabled.