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Don't you just hate escort missions? Successfully complete an escort objective where all 4 NPCs survive.

Written in the Stars Study the night sky for the first time.

Goooooooal! Scored a goal on the beach

Ghost Brutal melee an enemy from behind while using the Ghost VAN-Guard

Rail Restorer Restore and fully reopen a monorail line.

Absolution Be cursed... Survive.

Don't go alone... Complete all the Adventure levels with another Sack Thing

Outmaneuvered In singleplayer, kill 5 Helghast with gunfire while ziplining

Legend of the West Legend of the West

Duck hunter Shoot all the moving ducks in 'Haunted Lodge'

Skilled Agent Complete Separate Ways on Hardcore mode or higher.

Sucker Get Astro stuck to your face underwater

Conqueror of the Golden CC Defeat the golden chiral creature.

Spring into Life Dig a hot spring for the first time.

Struck Dead Defeat Deathstrike

Parry Perfected Parry 500 times
342/500

Explosive Date Defeated the Octopus Boss

All the President's Men Save President Myers.

Cross Examination Interrogate the Captain in the Judge's chamber and save his hostage in 'Justice For All'

Arachnophobia Defeat the Chimera.

YOLO! Or not? Cheat Death…

Rare Specimen Rescuer Deliver an albino animal to the Animal Shelter for the first time.

Slash! Slash! Roll! Unlock 10 weapons.

Undercover Dress up as Patch

That's Cheating Free the stuffed animals from the claw machines

Had To Put Him Down Defeat Sabretooth

Ambush Escaped Complete Insurgent Stronghold on any difficulty

Night Court Complete "The Court of Oryx" quest.

Saturn Slam Drop Saturn onto The Hand in Japan

A Previous Life Learn the truth about your past

It's raining Hell, hallelujah! Complete a mission using only Stratagems.

Blindsided Stealth kill 10 enemies blinded by Jean
0/10

Zapped! Get shocked while splashing water

Adamantium Armory Craft enough suits to fully upgrade your Health
17/20

The Knowledge Find all collectibles in the campaign

Secondary Mutations Reach Adaptation Level 10
9/10

Small Mercies Set Walter free

What are you rubbing at anyway? Absorb the Teleportation rune.

The Perfect Mission Complete Separate Ways on Professional mode.

One More Story Complete the Main Story

A Sinister End Defeat Essex

Teriyaki Defeated the Bird Boss

The Real Story of the Ghost Hunter Reveal the truth about the Ghost Hunter.

Pathways of the Mind Discover all Nightmare Doors
9/14

Harmer's Market Destroy all vendor stalls during the Sabretooth boss fight

Cut Just As Deep Kill 100 enemies with the Helix Claws
11/100

When the wrong tools do the job, are they still wrong? Destroy a Bug Nest, Cyborg AA, or Illuminate Beacon with anything but the NUX-223 Hellbomb.

American Consumption Prevented Complete American Consumption on any difficulty

Keep on Connecting Connect all facilities using your Q-pid.
15/42

Well-Rounded Master all weapon abilities and limit breaks, including those found in folios.