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"Any plans tonight?" Kissed on a Car

"Didn’t see that coming?" Failed as a Mentor

Shift Was Lit Completed a Z-Team Shift Without Missing or Failing a Call

Anti-Antivirus Club Destroyed 3 Antiviruses in Less Than 15 Seconds

Min Max Upgraded a Stat to 10

"I wish to make love to you again." Gave Him a Second Chance

"Watch your back, Robert." Collected a Tie

"I can confirm he’s a bad ass." Chose the Path of Mercy

"I'm a bleeder." Kissed on a Stretcher

"Sorry, kid." Succeeded as a Mentor

"All gas no brakes baby." Protected Los Angeles

Overkill Covered the Entire Graph on a Single Call

Modded Reached all bonuses and successfully avoid all failures

Phoenixes Down Healed the Same Hero Twice in a Shift

Nailed It Achieved a Perfect Dispatch With Only One Hero

Career Development Aced Your Performance Review

"That’s, like, a real superhero." Told the Truth

From Zero To Hero Maxed Out a Hero

Work Spouse Reached Max Synergy With a Hero Duo

Power Trip Expanded Powers for 4 Different Heroes

"It smells very chemically in here." Gave Him His First Shot

Getting to Know Yous Discovered Every Hero's Starting Power

Fool's Luck Succeeded a Call with <15% of Success

"But I cheered for Invisigal..." Collected a Knife

"Love ‘em from my mouth to my butt." Chose the Least Popular Donut

"You gonna eat those twinks?" Disobeyed by Invisigal

Burning Chrome Completed a Hacking Level With at least a third of the Timer Left

Snake Eyes Failed a Call with >70% of Success

"Did I drool on you?" Hired at SDN

Public Service Porter Dispose of chiralium-contaminated cargo in the crater lake for the first time.

May Your Survival Be Long Win a Daily Run of No Return

Risk Taker Complete five gambits in one run of No Return
5/5

Good Riddance Beat all bosses
6/6

Got Your Back Win a round of Holdout without your ally falling below 70% health in No Return

Great Dad Finish the story on at least Casual difficulty.

Best Dad Ever Finish the story on at least Standard difficulty.

The Root of the Matter Find the Megamycete in the underground ruins.

Mapmatician Complete the village map.

Iron Giant Down Defeat the mutated Heisenberg.

Temporary Measures Place the Giant's Chalice in the ceremony site.

Up Urs! Defeat Uriaș in the stronghold.

Strategist Defeat at least three enemies with one attack in the story.

Leader of the Pack Take down the Vârcolac Alfa in the story.

Medium Rare Set fire to a Moroaică in the story.

Fish Out of Water Defeat the mutated Moreau.

Got No Strings Defeat Donna and Angie.

Hunter Hunt an animal during the story.

That Sucked! Defeat the mutated Dimitrescu.

Repairer Combine a treasure into its complete form.

Get the Ball Rolling Solve a Labyrinth.