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The Third Thing Defeat Hartman

Top Gunner Shoot down a Spire missile with a blast while hovering

Flyswatter Destroy 8 enemy helicopters in 'Heat'.

Eyes and Ears Find 30 enemy intel items.

Read-only Complete the final mission in the QR Code Investigation

Siren Song Rescue pirate hostages by distracting enemies with "dancers."

Duck If You Love Life Avoid Jack's scissor attack by crouching.

The Fourth Horseman Complete 'Game Over' on Veteran difficulty.

The Third Horseman Complete 'Heat' and 'The Sins of the Father' on Veteran difficulty.

Houdini Got arrested three times and escaped each time.

A Gift from Beyond Earn a Rune

The Defender of Dragons Save a dragon

Unlikely Valentine Complete "Unlikely Valentine"

Deep and Hard Complete the game on Hardened or Veteran difficulty.

Bookworm Read all story files.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Goodbye, Charlie! Destroy all Charlie dolls.

A Mighty Doom Acquire a level 25 Rune.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

The Nightmare's Finally Over Complete the game on Normal.

Coasting Along Visit Poidsear Coast

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Weapon Specialist Acquire all upgrades for all weapons

Bringin' the Heat Kill 100 Aliens using the Fire Buff Super Power.

Are You Crazy? Get a Comet into the Ultor lobby

Aiden's Apocalypse Destroyed the gas station, the church, the gun store and the helicopter.

The Ultimatum Complete 'Ultimatum', 'All In', and 'No Fighting in the War Room' on Veteran difficulty.

The Book of More, Man Find 64 Tomes

Back in the Day Spend 2 hours outside of missions with past Saints Row characters as your homies

I Might Need These Later! Complete the game using 1 or fewer recovery items.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Out Before Dessert Complete the "Happy Birthday" videotape within 5 minutes.

Hostile Work Environment Kill 50 Hiss Sharpened
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One Careful Owner Travel a total of fifty miles in one vehicle.

Semper Invicta Join the Brotherhood of Steel

Borderland Defender You have defeated all bosses and are a powerful force to be reckoned with

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

They Call Him The Vigilante Complete every Investigation

Crystal Relic Collector Acquired a Crystal Relic

Terminal Hog Take down an Extraction Facility while on a motorcycle

Soul Drain Find 100% of all Soul Clusters

Wrong Way That's not right

Community Organizer Ally with 3 Settlements

Workplace Recreation Play a single game in Arcade Mode

Ladies' Man Find all of the Playboy magazines.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Self-Help Find one training manual

Saved All Saved every character that could be saved.

Into the Unknown Warp to Hell

Epic Flight Quest Fly from the roof of Snowball's Chance to Sinterpol HQ's roof, without landing