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Maybe I should set up my own shop? Vendor 1,000 items
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First Flight Completed Mission 01 in campaign mode.

Denied First Jammer use that affects a Cop

Greed over Need Kill 100 Treasure Goblins.

Platinum Get every trophy.

if everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough complete 1000 stages

barely keeping it together complete a stage with a near totalled car

absolute drift finish a stage driving the original at night in japan

master of rally complete the game

parking lot unlock all bonuses in career

antilag complete all group a seasons

you're here for a good time, not a long time. drive the fujin for 555km

comfy seats drive 500km with one vehicle

maximum attack reach 200 km/h

parallel universe complete all group s seasons

Settling the Score Select a Friend Autolog Recommendation and beat it

Felon Reach wanted level (6) Felon as a Racer

Do No Harm Protect the Suspension of Disbelief

Total Dork Speak With Every Door in the House

Adventure Time Complete the Longest Quest in the Game

Boxing Day Examine All Boxes.

Underworld Enter the Crawlspace

Lore Than You Bargained For Find 50 Collectables
50/50

Crowd Control Awaken 50 Base Game Dateables

Awakenings Awaken 10 Base Game Dateables

Five Per Cent for Nothing Complete the First Day

Finders Keepers Find a Collectable

Awakened Awaken A Dateable Object Using the Dateviators

Sugar Crash Break a soda can

A Little Extra Recover 20% more treasure than the Captain demanded during an expedition

Greed Rewarded Recover 50% more treasure than the Captain demanded during an expedition

Test Trophy Please Ignore Test trophy description! Replace this!

Super Go Outside Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years.

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Click on door 430 five times Click on door 430 five times.

You Can't Jump No seriously, we disabled it.

Settings World Champion Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers.

Speed Run Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

Beat The Game Complete The Stanley Parable.

Get Your First Trophy Awarded for getting any of the other trophies as your first.

Welcome Back! Quit the game and then start it again.

SPUDOW! Blow up a zombie using a Potato Mine.

Card Discarder Discard at least 2500 Cards

1,000K Score 1,000,000 Chips in a single hand

Legendary Discover a Legendary Joker

Card Player Play at least 2500 Cards

A Millennial Adventure Unlocked every trophy.

Monster of Fortune Defeated a jewelrie for the first time.

At the Thousand-Year Journey’s End Reached the ending “At the Thousand-Year Journey’s End.”