PipeSwinger

Hands Off the Merchandise Kill the Pentagon thief before it can steal your load-out.

See Me, Stab Me, Heal Me Fire a Pack-a-Punched Ballistic Knife at a downed ally to revive them from a distance.

Sally Likes Blood Demonstrate killer economic sensibilities by taking down 3 enemies with a single bullet.

Ready For Deployment Reach rank 10 in Combat Training.

Just ask me nicely Break free from the torture chair.

A-ha! Obtain something by closely examining an item.

Arms in the Air Block an enemy attack by guarding.

Welcome to the Family, Son Escape from the guest house.

Behind Closed Doors Close an open door by yourself.

She's Alive Travel to Louisiana.

Locksmith! Open all doors in the map. (Map Pack 3 only)

Job Job: Totally Synergized Get two Synergies in one round

Drawful Animate: Palette Cleanser Use all three colors in an animation

Double Check Deliver a check by two pieces at the same time.

War Never Changes Enter The Wasteland

Welcome Complete the First UNO round.

All This Science I Don't Understand Destroy 10 Steam Batteries on Steam Fortress

Money Down the Drain Destroy 10 Dosh Necklaces in Spillway

Apex Assault Win a game as an assault character

Jumpmaster Be the Jumpmaster 5 times

Apex Recon Win a game as a recon character

Fully Kitted Equip a Fully Kitted weapon

Most Wanted Reach reputation level 100.

Disco Inferno Have 10 enemies burning simultaneously.

Skewer Kill a Cloaker with the Javelin throwable.

Blackout Murky Station - Finish the job on Death Wish difficulty.

Phew! On day two of the Hotline Miami job, save someone in need.

Swing Dancing Complete any single day of a job, killing at least 50 enemies using only your melee weapon.

Triple Kill Kill 3 enemies with one bullet using any sniper rifle.

Big Bada Boom Kill at least four enemies with one GL40 grenade launcher shot.

The Pacifist Murky Station - Finish the job without anyone in the crew killing anyone.

Private Party Jewlery Store - Don't let the cops enter the store until the van comes back on OVERKILL or above.

Back to Prison Green Bridge - Free and zip-tie all extra prisoners from the prison vans.

I Felt Bad For Him Green Bridge - Leave a doctor bag for the dead man in a suit.

Breaking Dead In the Bomb: Dockyard heist, find the meth lab.