Papa-Flo

SPEEEED Beat a run in under 20 minutes

Child of the Unknown Beat the Last Refuge without taking a single hit

Loooooop Beat a full run on at least Loop 5

Excellent Job Following Directions Obtain all other trophies.

Commitment Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

Gun Expert Unlock every single Soul Gun variant

Good Company Free all lost souls

GESTALTZERFALL Return.

DAS ENDE Fail.

NITRO A Gift.

Test Trophy Please Ignore Test trophy description! Replace this!

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Speed Run Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

Super Go Outside Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years.

LIMINALITÄT Perhaps, this is hell.

EINHORN Rule of Six.

ABWÄRTS Lose something of value.

LÖCHER Ship of Theseus.

BESCHLAGNAHMT Lose something of no value.

SCHWERER AUSNAHMEFEHLER ***STOP: 0X001E97FF

SYNCHRONIZITÄT Receive an important message.

Welcome Back! Quit the game and then start it again.

Click on door 430 five times Click on door 430 five times.

You Can't Jump No seriously, we disabled it.

Settings World Champion Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers.

Get Your First Trophy Awarded for getting any of the other trophies as your first.

Beat The Game Complete The Stanley Parable.

Not Even a Scratch Beat a run without taking a single hit

Pacifist Defeat a boss without shooting once

Humble Beat a run without picking up any Relics along the way (story relics don't count)

Lured In Obtain every single fishing lure

Marine Expert Catch all different types of fish

Child of the Tower Beat the Ticking Towertop without taking a single hit

Child of the Crypt Beat the Somber Sepulcher without taking a single hit

So Shiny! Obtain your first golden Soul Gun

Shard Obliterator Beat a full run on Shard 30

Shard Conquerer Beat a full run on Shard 20

Maddening Silence Uncover the Void

Old and Forgotten Uncover the Forgotten Station

Royalty Meet with the king of all frogs

Hooked Steal from a shop

Competitor (Arcade) Played all 5 Arcade modes

Mino King (x1,000) Cleared 1,000 Minos in completed matches

Child of the Spa Beat the Calm Caldarium without taking a single hit

Child of the Hive Beat the Hollow Hives without taking a single hit

Further beyond... Unlock all portal shortcuts at the Technician

Can't outrun your Problems Defeat Depression without dashing and without getting hit three times

Shard Hunter Beat a full run on Shard 10

Child of the Sewer Beat the Fungated Funnels without taking a single hit

Unknown Dweller Beat the Last Refuge