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Suicide by Proxy You killed January.

Facsimile You met January for the first time.

Coffee Break You found Dr. Calvino's secret stash.

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle You used a single Recycler Charge to recycle at least 20 objects.

Intrinsic Value You recycled yourself.

Know Thy Self You acquired a Human ability.

No Show You died to helicopter blades on your first day on the job.

Fancy Suits in Space Obtain all T-Shirts in the Final Region

For a Fistful of Yarn Unlock the Wooly Vault in every Level

Got 9 Lives and Gonna Keep 'em! Beat every Level without losing a single life

The Poly, The Esther and the Bubsy Defeat the Twin Empresses Poly and Esther

Triple the wool! Accumulate a total high score of 600.000 points

High Noon Defeat the Gunslinger UFO

The Shirts Must Flow Obtain all T-Shirts in the Desert Region

Double the wool! Accumulate a total high score of 400.000 points

Big Walk Cross the drawbridge

I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK! Obtain all T-Shirts in the Mountain Region

Stomped the Stomper Defeat the Tentacle UFO

A lot of wool! Accumulate a total high score of 200.000 points

One Wise Cure-All Successfully treat every patient illness
24/24

The Old Gold Standard Earn 1 star on Pointy Peak

Your Own Medicine Complete 10 patient research projects
10/10

Wham & Blast Have a treatment machine explode

Curing Spree! Cure 15 patients in a row
15/15

The Good Stuff Run 50 A-grade Cheese-Moongery classes
50/50

All Aboard Unlock all rockets and reach maximum student transport capacity

Space Cadet Earn 1 star on Cheesy Heap: Delta-Rye

Galactic Domination Win 10 Space Battle competitions
10/10

Say, Cheese? Mine 100 space rocks
100/100

R.I.P & Quiet Unlock all plots on Lifeless Estate

Haunted Housework Capture 300 ghosts
300/300

Schools 'n Ghosts Earn 1 star on Lifeless Estate

With Flying Colours Collect every Trophy in Two Point Campus

Like a Millionaire Have 50 students drop out
50/50

A Lot Wiser Train a staff member to level 10 in a single course-specific qualification

PhDarn Good Earn 36 stars across your career
36/36

The Academic Rainbow Have a student graduate in each course
17/17

Finishing School Earn 1 star in TPU

Enough Experts Train a staff member to level 5 in each course-specific qualification
17/17

You Lose Some Lose 5 cheeseball matches
5/5

Recurring Conditions Treat 1 case of each illness from Two Point Hospital
4/4

Do Your Homework Complete 50 research projects
50/50

Track-a-Mole Expose a mole in Blundergrad

Masters Minded Earn 24 stars across your career
24/24

Spanner That Works Upgrade 100 machines
100/100

Cap & Crown Have 1,000 students graduate
1000/1000

Jumbo Mega Team Win a cheeseball match against the Jumbo Mega Team

You Win Some Win 15 cheeseball matches
15/15

We're Listening Resolve 100 pastoral issues
100/100

Magic Staff Train a staff member to level 5 in the Wizardry qualification