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MASTER OF THE TRACK Unlock every trophy.

MOGUL Unlock every upgrade in the store.

THE BEST AROUND Win all Cups in Expert mode.

CHAMP Win 9 victory laps.

BOUND FOR GLORY Win all Cups in Normal mode.

GETTING GOOD AT THIS Win a Cup in Expert mode.

SLIME-MANIA Activate the Slime in all the locations.

TURTLE BROTHERHOOD Co-operative special attack for the first time.

DASH AND DESTROY Break 5 objects in a single race using boost.

HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION Compete 10 times in each Arena mode.

WARRIOR Compete in the Arena for the first time.

ALL-STAR TEAM Win with all racers.

JACK OF ALL TRADES Play as each racer at least once.

POWERFUL Use custom power ups for all the racers.

GOING STRONG Win a Cup in Normal mode.

A BABY'S DUTY Win all Cups in easy mode.

SLIME RIDER Put in the miles on the jetski.

SLIME ATTACK Take down at least 3 opponents in a single race.

I'M SO GOOD Win at the last second in Grand Prix Mode.

DAS SUBWAY Find a shortcut.

MAKE PAPA STU PROUD Modify your kart for the first time.

ANCHORS AWEIGH Win a Cup in easy mode.

BABY THROTTLE Win your first race.

EYES ON ME Win a victory lap.

STOOP KID Beat your record for first time.

SLIME MY RIDE Use a custom power up for the first time.

A BABY'S GOTTA DO WHAT A BABY'S GOTTA DO Use boost for the first time.

SLIMED! Activate the Slime valve for the first time.

All Trophies Unlocked! All trophies were unlocked.

Watched High Budget Ending! Wow. Much win.

Boss 12 Defeated! That'll do PING. That'll do.

Boss 11 Defeated! They were firing their lasers and you survived.

World 12 Unlocked! You unlocked the final world. Praise be unto the cubes.

World 11 Unlocked! What if the game stopped after this world? That'd be weird, huh?

1000 Deaths Sadist.

Boss 10 Defeated! You stopped all bases from being taken.

World 10 Unlocked! Now you're being "pointed" into the right direction!

Boss 9 Defeated! OH MY GOSH THAT WAS SO MANY OF THEM!

World 9 Unlocked! Oh wait, there is more? This isn't your traditional retro game, now is it?

Boss 8 Defeated! You finally killed Master Sphere... or did you?

World 8 Unlocked! You've made it to the final world!

Boss 7 Defeated! You really 'alien'ated those enemies!

World 7 Unlocked! Generic win message.

Boss 6 Defeated! ERROR! DESCRIPTION NOT FOUND.

Boss 5 Defeated! That was a'maze'ing!

World 6 Unlocked! Congrats! Even your mom would be proud of you!

World 5 Unlocked! Even though things were hard to see at times, you managed to beat it!

Boss 4 Defeated! You really are the bomb!

World 4 Unlocked! Yeah, okay.

Boss 3 Defeated! You really commanded that battle pretty well!