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Sometimes It Sticks First kill with a Nail Bat.

Self-Defense Kill 10 minions.

Locksmith Unlock 5 locked doors.

Homerun First kill with a Bat.

Curb Stomp Stomped first Minion to death.

You've Been Served First kill with a Table Leg.

Lights Off First kill with a Table Lamp.

Cleaning Up First kill with a Mop Handle.

Kill Or Be Killed Killed a Collared Minion with a collar detonation.

Give Me Five! First kill with a Mannequin Arm.

You've Wasted Your Life Idle for five minutes.

Damaged Goods Release Amanda from her Trap.

You'll Need This Afterwards First kill with a Crutch.

Darwin Would Be Proud Died once.

Forced Entry Unlocked first door.

Who Is The Jigsaw Killer? Find your first Patient File.

Just Experimenting Used Health Syringe for the first time.

Pipe Dream First kill with a Pipe.

It Was An Accident Kill first minion.

I'm In Charge Fought first NPC.

Would You Like To Know More? Find your first Asylum File.

What Was That?!? First encounter with Pighead.

Treasure! Unlock first container.

It's A Trap! Complete Reverse Bear Trap.

Cut Your Teeth You were successfully promoted up a rank in multiplayer.

Let Sleeping Rockstars Lie You killed a Rockstar in multiplayer.

Off The Boat You have completed the first mission.

Extermination Kill 50 aliens

Annihilation Kill 100 aliens

Tosser... in the Literal Sense Kill 10 aliens with tossed objects

Noms Eat 10 pieces of food in SP

Natural Disaster 3x Kill 3 aliens at once

Baron von Nukem Shoot down 20 alien fighters

Drawrings Doodle something on the whiteboard in SP

Big Guns, Big Ships Blow up 5 enemy Gunships or Dropships

Flagon of Chuckles Drink a beer in SP

Juiced Take steroids in SP

Sunday, Black Sunday Shoot down the blimp above the stadium

Nobody Likes a Whiner Knock out the talent at the talk show

One-Eyed Freak Defeat the Cycloid