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The Prison Look how the canary has flown its cage!

From Earth With Love Send Mental a message he won't forget.

Serious Sam Beat the game on any difficulty.

Oil's Well That Ends Well Escape the Oil Rig.

Brass Lantern Finish a text adventure. On an oil rig. During an alien invasion.

The Last Human Get justice. Get the Holy Grail. Get screwed over.

Quality Time Go on a date with Hellfire.

Dismemberfest Dismember 50 enemies with cannonballs.

Quadruple the Gun Kill 20 enemies while dual wielding double shotguns.

Class Reunion Navigate the citadel of Carcassonne. Start reassembling your team.

Classic Hero Stuff Save a princess. Doesn't get more classic than that.

The Informant? What if you could talk to the monsters?

The French Achievement Achievement is your middle name.

Serious Art Protect humanity's treasures from invaders with no taste.

See Carcassonne And Die Cross the French countryside and get very cross.

Max Pain Kill 5 enemies during a single Time Warp slowdown.

Oh, Shut Up Destroy 10 propaganda drones.

Harvest Noon Don't fear the reaper. Be the reaper.

Harvest Festival Harvest 100 enemies with a combine harvester.

Holy Driver Ride the Popemobile to victory.

La Nonna é Mobile Meet a powerful granny.

You Have Been Wormed Assist Dr. Vermetti in his war on worms.

Where's That Girl Make sure Gabriella is OK.

Are You Not Entertained? Party like it's 199.

Signature Move Sign Secchi's rifle.

All Roads Lead To Rome Head into Rome. Ditch Rodriguez.

Hard Science Fiction Get a weaponized black hole, using science.

Hot Hot Hot Run away from an angry volcano you foolishly antagonized.

Veni Vidi Witchy Kill a Witchbride using C4.

That Burning Sensation Collect scorched aliens for Professor Kiesel.

Volcano Antagonizer Die HAARP With A Vengeance.

Pow Pow! Kill an Aludran Reptiloid using nothing but a pistol.

That Belongs In A Museum Recover the alien artifact located by Dr. Stein.

Megabarf Kill a Belcher using Belcher collateral barf damage.

For the Cause Find out what happened to Alessandro.

Cultist Stimulator Recover a key stolen by a cultist.

Roman Holiday Get together with your friends and kill something big.

The Spirit of Roma Fight alongside Massimo Murena.

No Surrender Kill 5 enemies in a row while your health is below 10 HP.

This Seems Safe Unlock a S.A.M.

Ecclesiastical Extraction Save the rookie. Find Father Mikhail. See the sights.

Spread the Joy Kill 3 enemies with a double shotgun blast.

Regression Get knocked on the head and remember how you got here.

Say Hello To My Mini Friend Spend 1000 minigun rounds while firing continuously.

Unforgivable Defeat the Abstract Daddy.

James of All Trades Kill at least one enemy with Wooden Plank, Steel Pipe, Handgun, Shotgun and Rifle in a single playthrough.

Into the Abyss Reach the end of the long staircase.

Leftovers Find the pizza in Pete's Bowl-O-Rama.

All Seems in Order Discover the secret of Room 106.

Alone Again Survive the chase in Brookhaven Hospital.