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Tomte Talk Get to know the mill Tomte

Tomte Summoner Summon a Tomte

Raven Botherer Rescue the Great Mother Tree

Troll friend Help a troll

Grave Thoughts Read every gravestone

Top Spinner Spin the top 5 times

Scenic Route Explore off the beaten track

Big Hill Complete Chapter 1

Taking Care of Business Escort Lars to the outhouse

Crafts Person Successfully combine two items

The Jungle Complete all gigs and NCPD Scanner Hustles in Santo Domingo.

Full Body Conversion Install at least one implant in each system and body part.

Autojock Buy all vehicles available for purchase.

Uh oh Have a Sulfur Cube absorb a TNT block.

Excellent Job Following Directions Obtain all other trophies.

Commitment Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

Reforged Print a weapon upgrade

Paper Jams Print a weapon for the first time

Flesh Wound Use melee or ranged weapons to take both arms off a living enemy

Desperate Times Elias gives Jacob a shiv

Platinum Bird Get all the trophies

It's a Trap Reach to the second boss fight

Mastering the Wings Reach a score of 200 on endless mode

Learning How to Fly Reach a score of 50 on endless mode

Practicing Flying Reach a score of 100 on endless mode

Flying Exam Reach a score of 150 on endless mode

Fishing Catch a fish

Mach 10 Defeat the Bug Bros

The Battle Reach to the first boss fight

In the Dark Complete a level in Dark Mode

Recovery Recover some health with the collectables

High Speeds Get a speed boost

Settings World Champion Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers.

Test Trophy Please Ignore Test trophy description! Replace this!

Speed Run Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

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You Can't Jump No seriously, we disabled it.

Super Go Outside Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years.

Beat The Game Complete The Stanley Parable.

Click on door 430 five times Click on door 430 five times.

Get Your First Trophy Awarded for getting any of the other trophies as your first.

Welcome Back! Quit the game and then start it again.

The Sun Is Forever Mastered Carcosa and obtained every SAROS trophy.

Carcosan Cartographer Use the Carcosan Modifiers to embark upon and survive 33 expeditions.
33/33

Never Enough Collect 20 Halcyon in the Yellow Shore.
20/20

OverDriven Dispatch 30 hostiles using OverDrive during a single cycle.

Fall From Grace Use the environment to eliminate a hostile without shooting it.

Spread The Cost Land 7 consecutive Shotgun blasts with 100% pellet accuracy.

War Within Reach maximum Corruption level and survive.