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"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?" Use the hole punch.

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

Passive Observer Discovered the power of interactivity by doing nothing at all

Wrong Number Spent time waiting for a call

All Frozen Wilds Skills Learned all of the new skills in the Frozen Wilds.

Won the Werak Challenge Challenged Aratak at the Frostfigures and won.

"It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..." Talk to Glottis about cravings.

Perpetual Motion Rode the Witches Hat for two minutes

"Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it." Scare the living a few times.

Completed the Second Expedition Successfully assaulted Thunder's Drum.

"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!" Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.

Conquered the Mountain Drove out the threat within the mountain.

First Bluegleam Trade Traded Bluegleam for a special weapon or outfit.

First Spear Modification Applied a modification to your spear.

Hypochondriac Arrived and left Wade's surgery many, many times

"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help." Try to dig up some dirt on Meche.

"Precisamente, amigo." Learn of a nefarious plot.

"Join or Die! Again!" Receive a message from Eva.

Drained the Flood Completely drained the floodwater from inside the Greycatch.

"The marrow of these trees, Manny, they suck it out, it's like cement!" Ask Glottis about the tree farm.

"'ARROGANT FRAUD' doesn't work." Try to guess Domino's password a few times.

All Control Towers disabled Disabled all Control Towers by overriding or destroying them.

"Run you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!" Try to intimidate the pigeons.

"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..." Ask Velasco about his eye patch.

"We only have one mop." Check your job qualifications with Celso.

Year 1 Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!" Ask Lupe about her organizational system.

"Plus, we look good in these clothes!" Talk to Glottis about leaving.

Howard's Train Spent time playing with Howard's train set

Fully Improved Weapons Acquired the improved versions of three weapons from Varga.

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse." Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.

"Well, maybe just a sip..." Sample the Marillo de Oro.

Tea Leaf Attempted to break into every caravan in Lakeside Holiday Camp

Last Orders Waited for a pint at The Stars and The Whistler

"We're straight stingers, you know?" Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.

"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!" Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.

Hello Face Prize Use Hello Face to bring 3 faces to life.

All Animal Figurines found Found all of the Animal Figurines in the Cut.

Killed 6 Fireclaws Killed 6 Fireclaw machines.

All Pigments found Found all of the Pigments in the Cut.

"Consider it an homage." Have Olivia recite one of your poems.

"Manny, we've given up. All of us." Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.

"It shone, pale as bone..." Look at the moon.

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'" Try to convince Verago to help you out.

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..." Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?" Visit with Maximino.

"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..." Listen to Carla's whole story.

5 Dismount Strikes Killed 5 enemies using the Dismount Strike skill.

Ready Meal Made some tasty meals using the power of nuclear energy