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Stylish Equip a suit style

Splat Attempt and fail a trick before "landing" on the ground

You're Gonna Need Help Complete "Surface Tension"

Houston, We HAD a Problem Seize victory against The Fury

A Good Man Is Hard to Find Achieve a Camo Index of 100%

You Snooze, You Lose Sneak up on The End and hold him up to make him drop an item

Believe It or Not Catch a tsuchinoko

If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It Seize victory against The Fear

The End Seize victory against The End

The Early End Kill The End before the boss battle

Pain Relief Seize victory against The Pain

Just Because Blow up an armory or provisions storehouse with TNT

Friendly Fire Call in fire support

Mud Scientist Get dirty while wearing the Scientist uniform

Don't Touch the Sides Use a knife to remove a bullet

Mama Said CQC Slam a guard and knock him out

Taste the poison! Throw a poisonous creature at an enemy

Ralph Called Make Snake throw up

Foodie Record any food item into your Food Collection

Paparazzo Snake Use Photo Mode for the first time

Mostly Dead Use the Fake Death pill

Serenity Now Call one Healing Radio frequency

Time Paradox Create the Ocelot Time Paradox

Young Gun Stun Ocelot

Beekeeper Use bees to harass an enemy

Tell Me Where the Bomb Is CQC Interrogate an enemy

Like He Just Doesn't Care Hold up an enemy

Cinephile Listen to Para-Medic talk about movies after you save

Snake Eater Eat a snake of any type

Can I Keep It? Capture any animal alive

Ugly Duckling Attack a GA-KO for the first time

Prince Charming Attack a Kerotan for the first time

I Can Totally See You Achieve a Camo Index of 90% or higher

War Has Changed Start a game in New Style

Sightseer Visit every location in downtown Seattle
10/10

So Great and Small Find the Engraved Ring

Apprentice Learn a player upgrade

Starter Set Find 5 trading cards
5/5

Tinkerer Upgrade a weapon

Test Trophy Please Ignore Test trophy description! Replace this!

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Super Go Outside Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years.

Settings World Champion Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers.

Click on door 430 five times Click on door 430 five times.

Welcome Back! Quit the game and then start it again.

Speed Run Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

Beat The Game Complete The Stanley Parable.

Get Your First Trophy Awarded for getting any of the other trophies as your first.

You Can't Jump No seriously, we disabled it.

Grand Champion, Arena Completed the Arena Questline