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A wizard is you Cast 999 spells. I'm a what?

Seedless to nay Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Leprechaun Click 777 golden cookies.

Patriot Play at least 50 missions.

Ship it! Upgrade all ship modules at least 1 level.

Keeper of the conservatory Unlock every garden seed.

Collected all Trophies You're a Great Neighbor, you have Mastered the Game

I Love the Smell of Cookies in the Morning Knock out a player with the orange cannon while camouflaged

That is nuts! (and bolts) Survive for 7 days or more on impossible difficulty

Take Me Higher Take out 3 enemies with one Big Bertha explosion

Clanking the Clankers Survive for 7 days or more on easy difficulty or higher

Heaps of Scraps Survive for 7 days or more on medium difficulty or higher

Recycling Machine Survive for 7 days or more on hard difficulty or higher

Salmonella Get Salmonella from an egg

Ding Dong Ring the enemy doorbell

Just Perfect Win a match without losing a single house essential

White Hawk Down Shoot down the Seagull-130

Feed The Animal Get an assist from your guard animal

Trickshot Take out an opponent with the wrench from more than 20 meters away

Stay out of my shed Stare down Bokke

Elephant in the Room Survive all prop rounds as a huge prop

Against All Odds Revive an ally while in combat

Take The Plunge Hit someone with the plunger while they are airborne

Return to Sweden Knock out a prop without losing any health

Neverclick Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

All-natural cane sugar Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Oft we mar what's well Purchase 700 upgrades. But don't let that stop you!

Sweetmeats Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Let it snow Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Hide & seek champion Unlock all the eggs.

Lovely cookies Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Spooky cookies Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Debt evasion Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty. Really got 'em buttered!

Full warehouses Own at least 1000 of a stock market good.

No nobility in poverty Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Rookie numbers Own at least 100 of every stock market good. Gotta pump those numbers up!

In the garden of Eden (baby) Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

And a little extra Bake 10^72 cookies in one ascension.

A round of applause Have 1,000 cursors. Boy, are my arms tired!

Scourge of the Damned Awarded the Commendation for defeating 500 Ghost Ships.
100/100

Self-improvement Reach level 10 You.

All hail Santa Reach Santa's final form.

Mathematician Have at least 1 of the most expensive building, 2 of the second-most, 4 of the next and so on.

Base 10 Have at least 10 of the most expensive building, 20 of the second-most, 30 of the next and so on.

Initial public offering Make your first stock market profit.

Nihilism Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Gifted Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Strange topologies Reach level 10 idleverses.

Alexandria Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Sierpinski rhomboids Reach level 10 fractal engines.