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Abaddon Defeated Abaddon.

GO AHEAD SOLID SNAKE! Start Metal Gear

Silent Executioner Defeated 50 enemies by execution.
50/50

Agile Gladiator Perfect Parried 300 enemy attacks.
300/300

Camp Preparation Activated the first Camp.

Gettin’ Hoff Use Tuxedo Hoff to get 69 million in any PAINdemonium Mode

12 Days of Crispness Find and hit all the green presents in the Ski Area Fun With Explosives

Santa's Package Bomb Granny with a Throw Present

Snow Ride Grab the snowmobile and take a ride to the top of the Ski Run in Fail Village

Ice Breaker Break all the ice blocks in one run

Snow Blown Shoot through all the Snow Blower Launchers in one run

Tub Girl Take the hot tub girl for a ride in the Heiny Mine in Fail Village

MILF All Knight Long Complete Mummy I'd Like To Fling without resetting

Butter Mousetrap Mousetrap into the toaster in The Stiffstonian without hitting the ground

Bone Smoker Throw-bomb any large dinosaur skeleton 30 times

Monkey-On-Monkey Earn gold medals in Museum Spank Normal, Hard, and PAINful with Ivan Tojakov

Potty Time Dive into 3 urinals, experience some FArt, and blow up The Stinker statue in one run in The Stiffstonian

Zoom Raider Travel through all the secret passages in one run in The Stiffstonian, Knight at the Museum, and Fun With Explosives single player (any difficulty)

Sore Spotting Find and hit the alien artifact in both PAIN Reunion and Sports Day and the sports trophy in both PROBE and Afterglow

Handy-Capped Complete Mad Science! PAINful without grabbing

Secret Santa Open all the unlocked lockers in PAIN Reunion using Santa

It's Full Of Cars Send the black sedan through the portal in PROBE

Everyone's a Winner Get a negative distance on the Anvil Toss in PAINalympics

Lo Touch Grab teleporting Hung Lo in PAIN Reunion

Blockbuster Use a tank to blow up the Castle Tower

Camera Boom Hit 50 Cameras with Explosions

Helmet PI Give the Gladiator a ride in the Sports Car

Glutton Make 30 "Eat It!" shots in "Call Da Shot"

Ninja pwn Hit the Target Stuffed Ninja in every Abusement Park mode

Rodeo Clown Use Ed to explode 500 barrels in Clown Toss

Horsin' a Clown Take the Clown for a ride on the Roller Coaster

2 Mill Club Get "PAIN in the Park" and "D-Town Destruction"

PAIN in the Park Get 2,000,000 score in Abusement Park and After Hours

PAIN and Mane Play 100 games of Trauma or Horse

King of PAIN Get all Trophies in Downtown plus Trill and Grenade-A-Maid

Buzzmonkey Score 60 Monkeys in Spank the Monkey Painful with Buzz

Trill Get PAINful Bullseye Trophy with Scurv Dogg or Hung Lo

Harder Dick's Balls Get all of Dick's Balls in the Block Party Dumpster without resetting the scene

Glass Lass Break 500 panes of glass with any female launchable in Mime Toss

Affliction Addiction Get 100,000,000 points in Downtown

Grenade-A-Maid Get Exploded 200 times in Downtown Fun With Explosives (single or multiplayer) playing any female character

Attention Spam Get every type of PAIN (Groin, Head, Arm, Hand, Leg, Foot and Body) combo in PAINdemonium, Aftermath, Block Party and Demolition

Combo Mambo Get 15x Combo in PAINdemonium, Aftermath, Block Party and Demolition

D-Town Destruction Get 2,000,000 score in PAINdemonium and Aftermath

Dude Abides Use "The Dude" to score 30 Strikes in Bowling

Constipated 100th Strike

I'm Proud of You, Cowboy! Unlock all trophies in Disney•Pixar Toy Story 2: Buzz Lightyear to the Rescue!

This Game Is Rigged Fail to grab the token in the claw machine three times.

Well, Stinky Pete, I Think It's Time You Learned the True Meaning of Playtime! Defeat the final boss in the Prospector Showdown.

Forge Ahead Defeat the Blacksmith.