Mr_V-T-X

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

PYROMAN Barbecue time!

By candlelight Ending Dinner room

Best place in the house Enter the dinner room

Learn a little Collect the invocation tape

Another Snake Bites the Dust Defeat Solidus Snake

No Ray, José Defeat Metal Gear RAY

Sharing Is Caring Befriend Olga Gurlukovich

Hold Up-aholic Hold up 30 enemies

Photo Finish Acquire the digital camera

Johnny on the Spot Hear Johnny's bowel noises in two locations

I Think You Need a Hug, E Find Emma Emmerich

Vampire Slayer Defeat Vamp

Bohemian Candidate Meet President James Johnson

No-Fly Zone Destroy the AV-88 Harrier II

Thanks, Ames Learn the location of the president

Moving Day Collect all boxes

Party's Over Defeat Fatman

Kissing Booth Kiss a poster in a locker

Lady Fortune Survive Fortune's attack

To Catch a Predator Lure a guard with a girlie magazine

Strange Land Enter the first anomaly.

Bomb Squad Learn how to defuse C4 bombs from Peter Stillman

Hurt Locker Put an enemy in a locker

Lights Out Defeat Olga Gurlukovich

Animal Control Collect a dog tag

This outfit really brings out my eyes, don't you think? Customize your survivor for the first time.

Butterfly effect Kill 10 infected with a Bomber explosion.

I thought that only worked in the movies! Pick a lock for the first time.

Two birds with one stone! Kill 2 or more enemies at the same time with a melee weapon.

Welcome to Kovac's! Enter Kovac's bunker for the first time.

Home Run! Kill an infected with a charged attack for the first time.

Don't call it time travel Larry in the 21st century!

You want it too Start a new game.

The True Beast Finish the game

The End of Madness Ending No. 4

Awakening the Beast Choice No. 2

Boy with the matches Collect 50 boxes of matches

Cold Bastard Defeat Walter Gilman

No noise Shoot down all anomalies