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Man's Inhumanity to Man Destroy multiple humans with a human-made explosive

Furonigami Explore the more offbeat parts of the mothership

And a Pox on Your Saucer Too Upgrade your saucer at Pox's Lab in the mothership

A Pox on Your Gear Upgrade Crypto at Pox's Lab in the mothership

As Is Tradition Abduct a cow with your saucer

Rejected for Probing Throw something into something else with the saucer's Abducto Beam

Covert Thoughts Stay covert by scanning primitive human thoughts

Rockwell Death Knell Invade Rockwell

When Two Humans Collide Use PK to destroy a human with another human

Swift Harvest Accelerate Brain Extract or Transmog by mashing that button like you mean it

Goin' to Seed Invade Turnipseed Farm

Invasion of the Body Swappers Try out a new look for Crypto in the mothership's archives

Lie Back and Think of Albion Invade Albion

Cult Following Complete your first steps on the Path of the Sacred Crotch

Pimp My Raid Upgrade your saucer in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone

Bodied Sattva Destroy a tool in Bay City

Furon Fashion Try out a new look for Crypto in the Cloning Chamber

Earthly Pleasures Rifle through your Furonigami collection

Shop Til They Drop Upgrade Crypto in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone

Mash Machine Accelerate Brain Extract, Body Snatch, Transmog or Drain by mashing that button like you mean it

Rock of the Bay Invade Bay City

Masters of the Multiverse Collect All Trophies

Return Policy Kill 10 Enemies by Returning Shots with the Void Reactor

Fully Stacked Purchase All Weapons

UnBEARably Awesome Find all CraiggerBears
9/9

Aim to Misbehave Acquire the RYNO

Shifty Character Hit Every Blizon Crystal on Blizar and Cordelion
29/29

Sweet, Sweet Victory Collect Honey for Chef Tulio

Baseballer Kill 20 units with Clubber

Albion Special Blend Complete all the Albion Gene Blends.

Attack the Rock Complete "The Guns of Alcatraz."

Bay City Smoothie Complete all the Bay City Gene Blends.

From Russia With Hate Complete "Furon Loathing in Bay City."

Earth-Shattering Kaboom Fully upgrade the Ion Detonator.

Ride the Lightning Fully upgrade the Zap-O-Matic.

Now You Learn to Love the Bomb Fully upgrade the saucer's Quantum Deconstructor.

There's the Beef Tip 100 cows.

Kicking Government In the Seat Complete all side missions in Capitol City.

A Much Less Perfect Union Complete all side missions in Union Town.

Area 86ed Complete all side missions in Area 42.

Modestly Successful Complete all side missions in Santa Modesta.

Alien Overlord Achieve 100% completion.

Probe-ation Officer Collect all Probes.

Probes With a Capitol P Collect all Probes in Capitol City.

Alien Conqueror vs. Robot Soldier! Destroy 50 robots.

Probe Town, USA Collect all Probes in Union Town.

Dust in the Wind Fully upgrade the Disintegrator Ray.

Impeached Complete "Attack of the 50 Ft. President!"

A Conspiracy of Probes Collect all Probes in Area-42.

Terror From Beyond the Stars! Kill a total of 1,000 humans.