Mollensky

G.O.A.T Unlock all the trophies

Don't touch the servers You touched the servers

Welcome to Earth Start the Alien invasion

Black Market Find the shady merchant

Beauty, Mindfulness and Meditation Sit through the entire yoga session

Certified Fresh Find all movie tapes

Streaking Run naked on the football field

Crocsquatch Give Big Foot some shoes

[REDACTED] Equip the [REDACTED] while playing as [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] fur

Move! That! Bus! Redecorate the entire Goat Castle

New Goat Order Goat Castle - Reach S Tier

Car Cave Find the secret garage

You Trusted Your Instincts Complete all Instincts

French Fika Lick the croissant

Cannibanana Lick a banana as an Abominana

Daredevil Jump off all Ramps

Try Hard 2 Find all Trinkets

Real Buoy Make like Pinocchio and get eaten!

Club Mohair Enter the super secret container rave

Raider of the Lost Parking Garage Find the perfectly round boulder

Nasty! Get squirted on by the Fossil Fuel mascot

A Center for Ants? Interact with the shrunken shrink house

San Angora: Become Human Unlock the Capra Erectus

Shadow Syndicate Goat Castle - Reach A Tier

Where is It? Find That clown

Reach the Stratosphere Get flung out of the map

Secret Society Goat Castle - Reach B Tier

Synchronization Complete Synchronize with all the Goat Towers

Egg Simulator Become an Egg

Who Baywatches the Baywatch? Run on the beach in slow motion

Into the Matrix Find the trainstation

Goat Queen Become Queen of all the goats

Covert Consortium Goat Castle - Reach C Tier

Rogue Guild Goat Castle - Reach D Tier

Private Club Goat Castle - Reach E Tier

401(K.O.) Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down

What a Waste of Money Buy the Gators shoes

Forgotten Sorority Goat Castle - Reach F Tier

I Watched the Intro Sit through the intro

Ready For Deployment Reach rank 10 in Combat Training.

Just ask me nicely Break free from the torture chair.

Sureshot Get 5 kills with a DMR.
5/5

Ride Shotgun Get 5 kills with a shotgun.
5/5

Perfectionist Get 5 Flawless Victories in Quick Match/Ranked Multiplayer.
5/5

Objective Driven Win 50 rounds in Quick Match/Ranked Multiplayer.
50/50

Specialist Complete all Operator Specialties.

Accessorizing Equip 50 weapon attachments.

That Bullet Pen... Get 10 kills through bullet penetration in Quick Match/Ranked Multiplayer.
10/10

One Mind Win 1 match without losing a single round in Quick Match/Ranked Multiplayer.

To the Rescue Revive injured teammates 10 times in Quick Match/Ranked Multiplayer.
10/10