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Retake the Blinding Light Reclaim the Blinding Light fortress in the name of the Inquisition.

Platinum Lamp Become the Lamp Master and collect all the trophies!

Triple Digits, Triple Drama Reach level 100. The numbers are big and so is the ego.

Quicker II Clean Hotel Pool in under 15 minutes.

Spices Use the pH+ and pH-

My Precious Find hidden treasure in the Hotel Pool level.

Quicker VI Clean Neighborhood Pool II in under 25 minutes.

Duckmaniac Arrange all 200 ducks

Are you sour? Use the pH meter

I'm Doctor Pool Measure the temperature

Craftsman's Apprentice Install your first weapon mod

New Friends Save the survivors at town hall

The Drop Complete "The Drop" on any difficulty.

Can Opener Open a stash using the vehicle's winch.

Prime Sample Obtain a Perfect quality genome sample.

Grey Matter Kill an enemy with a critical shot.

Experiment on the Loose Defeat your first chimera

Free at Last Escape from the Baron's bunker

Lumen Legend Reach level 75 and start glowing with confidence.

Trillion Watt Smile Hold 1,000,000,000,000 money and grin like a solar-powered supervillain.

Certified Loot Goblin Press 100 bonus elements and become a fully licensed collector of freebies.

Showroom Speedrun Buy 5 lamps and turn one room into a suspiciously bright display model.

New Save, Who This Ascend once and treat your old timeline like an awkward draft.

Billionaire Bulb Behavior Hold 1,000,000,000 money and start naming rooms after yourself.

Fifty Shades of Bright Reach level 50 and make the electric company nervous.

Edison Would Be Concerned Hold 100,000,000 money and terrify everyone named Thomas.

Money Printer With Feelings Hold 10,000,000 money and make capitalism slightly uncomfortable.

Touching Grass Is Expensive Hold 1,000,000 money and officially price yourself out of common sense.

Glow Up Arc Reach level 25 and enter your luminous character development.

Six Figures, No Lampshade Hold 100,000 money and pretend this was always the plan.

Shiny Distraction Press 10 bonus elements and prove you will always chase the glowing thing.

Finger Cardio Press 1,000 times and convince yourself this counts as exercise.

Ten K and a Dream Hold 10,000 money and unlock dangerous levels of confidence.

Watt Are We Doing Reach level 10. At this point the bulb has become a lifestyle.

Patch Notes Personality Buy 50 upgrades and make optimization your entire personality.

Wallet With Delusions Hold 1,000 money and begin speaking exclusively in investment terms.

Certified Bright Child Reach level 5 and prove you can legally operate a lamp.

Spare Change, Huge Ego Hold 100 money and immediately act like a tiny tycoon.

Receipt Powered Buy 10 upgrades and solve your problems with increasingly expensive buttons.

Feeling Expansive Purchase an item from expansion mode.

Running A Business Here Sell items at market price for 8 sales in a row.

Aimon Expert Now Complete the tutorial.

One Goblin's Junk Use the upcycler to create a unique trinket.

Chip Off The Old Block Use a chisel to uncover a trinket.

Trash To Treasure Sell a trinket to a customer.

Suds Law Use a sponge to clean a trinket.

Gold Vacuum Vacuum gold nuggets

Maker Craft an item

Sharp Nozzle Upgrade a nozzle

First vacuuming Finish the tutorial onboarding