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None of Your Beezwax Discover an important person in Ursula's private life.

Everyone's a Critic Find out about Boller's secret pen name activities.

Investor Protector Be warned by Sherwin about quantum investing.

Collective Reaction Hear about Vivica's union victory.

No Matter the Cost Discover Fa'rel's "creative" use of Scanner funds.

Artbot Share your artistic preferences with Ch'lun.

Data Allocation Get Photographybot to actually commit your name to memory.

Celestial Bodybuilding Spot the Mechanic while he works out.

Busybodybot Get the hot goss from Shuttlebot X.

Taming of the Goo Finish your internship with majority sensational coverage.

Do More with Less Finish your internship with majority informational coverage.

Times & Gravity Finish your internship with majority alien interest coverage.

Glamor Shots Pose for a picture in the Marda Loop mall's photobooth.

Cruiseship Experience Rescue Gord and Gabby from their terrible vacation.

Guess My Pain Listen to Scumbles' tale of woe at the dirt fair.

Goo Protection Buy an umbrella from Glarge's stand.

Dumpster Diver Rummage in a trash can.

Sterling Publication Finish your internship with a good reputation.

Flying Off the Stands Finish your internship with good readership numbers.

Rag Status Finish your internship with a bad reputation.

Can't Give 'em Away Finish your internship with poor readership numbers.

Platinum Get all trophies in Creature Lab.

Practically a fanclub Create 20 different creatures

I'm Going Home Skip the protests of Week 2

There Goes My Niece Get in the Bunker on Day 25, and watch what Nari can do

Trapped In The Garden Watch as Jane comes to celebrate your entering a "cocoon"

Alone Time Finish the story solo.

Family Time Finish the story with two or more players.

Super Parent Top Tier Parenting. Get an A+ in every level.

Super Parents Top Tier Family. Get an A+ in every level together.

A wholesome parenting simulator Get an A+ on the Final level.

Credit where credit’s due Watch the ends credits. Thanks for playing!

Unaligned Wear a mix of Angel and Devil clothing.

Bla bla bla... You have spoken to all the characters.

Omicron-Per-Sei-8 You have deciphered the alien code.

Money Money Money $$$ You got all coins.