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Friend of Wimba Village Complete a story for each villager.

Seasoned Supplier Complete all shipments in a single season.

Shiny Saver Have 10,000 crystals in your wallet at one time.

CRASH!! BUG!

Record Collector You love that vinyl

Harsh Critic That's gonna hurt...

High Voltage Eat 20 lightning geckos

Just because you can't see it doesn't mean you can't eat it Eat 20 camo ghouls

Shot the snot Beat the SAMNG

Beholder 2.0 Beat the Eyeful

Xenorrific! Beat the Trinomorph

Locked and Loaded! Fully upgrade every gun

Impenetrable Block 500 rounds with the shield

Dapper Chapper Complete the Bucephalus quest

Hardened Newshound Collect all trophies.

Inflammatory Submit an entirely sensational story.

All Broccoli Submit an entirely informational story.

Alien Immersion Submit a story entirely in the alien interest.

Gearheaded Gourmand Taste every "food" or "drink" available to you during your internship.

Best Enemies Help Yar out of a jam.

Rule-breaker Sign your name on the wall with Janitorbot.

The Show Must Go Off Hear about Ersop's musical past.

Change of Season Hear Billy's sentiments about the end of the orb season.

To Infinitive and Beyond Upgrade Copybot's confidence.

Bend the Truth Lie to Richard Gravity.

Gardenerbot Fulfill Securitybot's request to collect and plant all seeds in the Scanner garden.

After School Special Learn the identity of Oren's bully.

Print the Legend Be included in Joe's memoirs.

Word Navigator Hear some of Becka's poetry.

None of Your Beezwax Discover an important person in Ursula's private life.

Everyone's a Critic Find out about Boller's secret pen name activities.

Investor Protector Be warned by Sherwin about quantum investing.

Collective Reaction Hear about Vivica's union victory.

No Matter the Cost Discover Fa'rel's "creative" use of Scanner funds.

Artbot Share your artistic preferences with Ch'lun.

Data Allocation Get Photographybot to actually commit your name to memory.

Celestial Bodybuilding Spot the Mechanic while he works out.

Busybodybot Get the hot goss from Shuttlebot X.

Taming of the Goo Finish your internship with majority sensational coverage.

Do More with Less Finish your internship with majority informational coverage.

Times & Gravity Finish your internship with majority alien interest coverage.

Glamor Shots Pose for a picture in the Marda Loop mall's photobooth.

Cruiseship Experience Rescue Gord and Gabby from their terrible vacation.

Guess My Pain Listen to Scumbles' tale of woe at the dirt fair.

Goo Protection Buy an umbrella from Glarge's stand.

Dumpster Diver Rummage in a trash can.

Sterling Publication Finish your internship with a good reputation.

Flying Off the Stands Finish your internship with good readership numbers.

Rag Status Finish your internship with a bad reputation.

Can't Give 'em Away Finish your internship with poor readership numbers.