Mindlesspit

Timber! Destroy Drill Platform Tower

Stick it in Your Cap! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

I Heart Heart Get Heart of Mar in Weapons Lab

Completed Chapter 5 - 2 Complete Chapter 5 - 2 on any difficulty setting.

Heavy Distortion Attack the Metal Head Nest

Perfect Start Win your first game of the Season

Finders Keepers Find Sig in Underport

Who Knew Krew Blew? Beat Krew in Weapons Lab

Don't Leave Her Hanging Rescue the Oracle with 10 seconds to spare

Head Master Collect 510 Metal Head Skull Gems

Drive-By Kill 25 enemies while shooting and driving (Campaign only).

Feather in Your Recap Watch a save file in Replay mode

Gearhead Complete 3 Kyrati Films: Racing or Kyrati Films: Survival activities (Campaign only).

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Break Shot Score a goal by hitting your opponent into the ball

Clever Dad The Rat - Work out where Shaun is held

Look Out Below Send 25 enemies over the edge

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Completed Chapter 5 - 3 Complete Chapter 5 - 3 on any difficulty setting.

Completed Chapter 6 - 1 Complete Chapter 6 - 1 on any difficulty setting.

Completed Chapter 6 - 2 Complete Chapter 6 - 2 on any difficulty setting.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

The Streak Win 10 games in a row across any mode

Butcher The Lizard - Cut your finger using saw or scissors

Hitman 2 Get a 200 Hits Combo

Lifeguard Save partner 10 times when DYING is displayed.

The Collectivist Collect 125 Precursor Orbs

Baby Master Suicide Baby - Make no mistakes taking care of the baby

Robin Hood Hijack 3 Royal Cargo Trucks and return them to a liberated Outpost (Campaign only).

Roadkill Run over 25 people (Campaign only).

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Feather Duster Kill and loot 10 flying animals (crows and gulls).

On Your Own Reached Adult Growth

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

Hang Ten Perform 30 Air Tricks in a row without touching the ground
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Perfect Timing Parry 100 enemies

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Tears Of Shame Kill and skin 1 tamed beast.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Well-Rounded Complete any 6 Hunting quests (Supplies, Control, Survival) (Campaign only).

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Defuser Complete 3 Bomb Defusal quests (Campaign only).

SARPBC Forever Play one game each with Octane and Backfire

The Collectationator! Collect 286 Precursor Orbs