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Ultimate Blade Forge the Armageddon Blade

Siren Song Rescue pirate hostages by distracting enemies with "dancers."

King of the Hill Unlock all trophies

A Round by the Pond 20 different kinds of fish caught.

Not That I Mind... 1 hour played with 9S in a certain state.

Destruction is My Job 80% of all unit data unlocked.

Happy family Reunite the family.

The Nightmare's Finally Over Complete the game on Normal.

The Mercenary 80% of all quests completed.

So It Begins... Win a multiplayer match

Exporter Sell five vehicles to Derek at the dock.

Cosplay Kill an Enemy While Playing as an Alternate Character Costume Other Than Drake

The Shot Complete 'All Ghillied Up' and 'One Shot, One Kill' on Veteran difficulty.

You Call This Easy? COMPLETE the game on EASY difficulty

The Final Challenger? Defeat The Destroyer

Read-only Complete the final mission in the QR Code Investigation

Good eyes, Murphy! Find a PCB for Auto-9 in a secret area of Steel Mill

Duck If You Love Life Avoid Jack's scissor attack by crouching.

No Drake. You can't have these. Collect all Artifacts in the game

The Power of Hate 50 machine lifeforms destroyed with berserk mode.

Bookworm Read all story files.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Flyswatter Destroy 8 enemy helicopters in 'Heat'.

Back Off, Mrs. B! Fight off Marguerite while she wanders the old house to make her run away.

Goodbye, Charlie! Destroy all Charlie dolls.

Weapon Specialist Acquire all upgrades for all weapons

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Houdini Got arrested three times and escaped each time.

Eyes and Ears Find 30 enemy intel items.

The Third Horseman Complete 'Heat' and 'The Sins of the Father' on Veteran difficulty.

Hard to Kill The police want you dead. Survive for ten minutes!

Information Master 80% of all archives found.

The Fourth Horseman Complete 'Game Over' on Veteran difficulty.

Weapons Maniac All Pod programs obtained.

Reckless cannonball The higher, the funnier!

Deep and Hard Complete the game on Hardened or Veteran difficulty.

Naughty Children Emil destroyed.

Out Before Dessert Complete the "Happy Birthday" videotape within 5 minutes.

Burning Eyes Send Charon back into the abyss

Inorganic Blade All weapons upgraded to the highest level.

Supreme Support Weapons All Pods upgraded to the highest level.

Transcendent Being All endings achieved.

Snap + Slide 8 Piece Prize Complete a Snap + Slide puzzle with 8 pieces in 30 seconds or under.

I Might Need These Later! Complete the game using 1 or fewer recovery items.

Gun Pals! Send an item to a friend.

Aiden's Apocalypse Destroyed the gas station, the church, the gun store and the helicopter.

Harran Shooting Club Kill 50 enemies with shooting weapons

Trade Company Sell items worth 10,000 dollars

Final Words Thank you for playing.

Ancient treasure Try to wake up the lost Sentinel.