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Lunch Money Slam 100 enemies with Murray.

Crazed Climber Scale the dragon lair in under 90 seconds.

Hero Tech Battle with a secret weapon.

Rock Portal Scissors Win 3 co-op games of rock-paper-scissors in a row

Don't touch the servers You touched the servers

New Goat Order Goat Castle - Reach S Tier

A Center for Ants? Interact with the shrunken shrink house

Hassan Would Be Proud Pickpocket a full collection of every item in the game.

Look at it go! Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

Masterchef Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

Retirement Just finish that one LAST job.

Patently Stupid: Lovin' An Innovator Your invention gets all the big chips

Split the Room: Mind Reader Get a successful final round prediction

Split the Room: Super Splitter Write a scenario that causes a dead even split

Contract Player Complete a game with the max number of rounds

Final Chapter? Complete every job and beat every boss in all the episodes.

Home Sick Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 5.

Hubba Hubba Don't miss a beat in the Carmelita dance game.

PayDay Purchase every item in ThiefNet.

Unexpected Package Place 60 bombs in enemy pockets with Bentley.

Child Of the 80's Beat the top high score of one hideout arcade.

Ancient Warfare 3 Crackshot 10 enemies within 65 seconds.

Welcome to Earth Start the Alien invasion

Shadow Syndicate Goat Castle - Reach A Tier

Downgrade Complete any Alter Ego without leveling up once.

Waddle Waddle Shoot 40 penguins with Carmelita.

The Cooper Open Have a 20 hit rally with Bentley in each hideout.

Quarter Cruncher Unlock all 6 arcade machines.

Now That's Using Your Head (Hur, Hur) Use every Head Action correctly.

Better Squidaddle Don't take any damage while riding the squid.

Supporting Sparkleholic PLAYER 2: Collect 3,000 Moonsparkles.

Synchronization Complete Synchronize with all the Goat Towers

Where is It? Find That clown

Nasty! Get squirted on by the Fossil Fuel mascot

Arcade Operator Repair any arcade machine.

Check Please Unlock the Cooper Safe in Episode 5.

Costume Party Obtain every costume in the game.

Airborne Paraglide for at least 10 seconds without using any geysers!

Keep Your Turban On Make friends with Sly's long lost Cooper relative in Episode 5.

I Believe the Time Is Now Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 4.

Golden Arrow Complete the archery minigame without hitting any friendly targets.

I Need A Mouse Trap Meet up with an old adversary.

Clockwerk Collector Collect over 20 treasures.

Zenny, Gil, or Just Loot Unlock the Cooper Safe in Episode 4.

Oh Look It's Shiny Pickpocket 10 unique items.

Boom Stick Introduce Sly to his long lost Cooper relative in Episode 4.

Bearcicle Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 3.

Foley Artist Use a sound effect in your dub

Nail-Biter Submit a dub at the last second

Savings Account Unlock the Cooper Safe in Episode 3.