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Fist of the South Star Defeat an opponent in a fistfight without taking any damage.

Platinum Sam Unlock all trophies.

Get Serious Unlock 10 S.A.M.s in a single playthrough.

Atomic Wedgie Use the mininuke to eliminate 100 enemies at once.

Fulbert le Fou Discover Fulbert's great invention.

From Earth With Love Send Mental a message he won't forget.

Serious Sam Beat the game on any difficulty.

Oil's Well That Ends Well Escape the Oil Rig.

Brass Lantern Finish a text adventure. On an oil rig. During an alien invasion.

The Last Human Get justice. Get the Holy Grail. Get screwed over.

Quality Time Go on a date with Hellfire.

Dismemberfest Dismember 50 enemies with cannonballs.

Class Reunion Navigate the citadel of Carcassonne. Start reassembling your team.

Classic Hero Stuff Save a princess. Doesn't get more classic than that.

The Informant? What if you could talk to the monsters?

The French Achievement Achievement is your middle name.

Serious Art Protect humanity's treasures from invaders with no taste.

See Carcassonne And Die Cross the French countryside and get very cross.

Enemy of My Enemy Make 20 enemies kill each other using Psychotropic Grenades.

Oh, Shut Up Destroy 10 propaganda drones.

Harvest Noon Don't fear the reaper. Be the reaper.

Harvest Festival Harvest 100 enemies with a combine harvester.

Southern Gentleman Assist a couple of young ladies out hunting.

Mushroom Surprise Find out what happened to the English airman.

Holy Driver Ride the Popemobile to victory.

La Nonna é Mobile Meet a powerful granny.

You Have Been Wormed Assist Dr. Vermetti in his war on worms.

Where's That Girl Make sure Gabriella is OK.

Are You Not Entertained? Party like it's 199.

Spinal Tap Kill 11 different enemies using melee attacks.

Tear 'n' Rip Melee a big enemy.

Signature Move Sign Secchi's rifle.

All Roads Lead To Rome Head into Rome. Ditch Rodriguez.

Quadruple the Gun Kill 20 enemies while dual wielding double shotguns.

Hard Science Fiction Get a weaponized black hole, using science.

Hot Hot Hot Run away from an angry volcano you foolishly antagonized.

Veni Vidi Witchy Kill a Witchbride using C4.

That Burning Sensation Collect scorched aliens for Professor Kiesel.

Volcano Antagonizer Die HAARP With A Vengeance.

Heads Up! Kill 100 enemies with a headshot.

All Kleer Kill 50 healthy Kleers with a direct double shotgun hit.

Max Pain Kill 5 enemies during a single Time Warp slowdown.

That Belongs In A Museum Recover the alien artifact located by Dr. Stein.

Pow Pow! Kill an Aludran Reptiloid using nothing but a pistol.

Bullseye One-shot kill 3 Werebulls with a shotgun.

For the Cause Find out what happened to Alessandro.

Cultist Stimulator Recover a key stolen by a cultist.

Megabarf Kill a Belcher using Belcher collateral barf damage.

No Surrender Kill 5 enemies in a row while your health is below 10 HP.

Say Hello To My Mini Friend Spend 1000 minigun rounds while firing continuously.