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Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Re-Buttal You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

First Failure Get a Game Over screen.

Intercepted! Castlevania: Rondo of Blood: Catch the Magic Crystal from a boss before it hits the ground.

Lisa, forgive me… Castlevania: Symphony of the Night: Defeat Dracula in the Inverted Castle Center.

TRACULA…?! Castlevania: Symphony of the Night: Collect and equip the full Alucart set.

Technicolor Dreams Castlevania: Symphony of the Night: Equip Joseph’s Cloak and set custom colors for Alucard.

Cowstlevania: Portrait of Mooin’ Castlevania: Symphony of the Night: Summon a cow using the Shield Rod or the Mablung Sword.

Vampire’s Greatest Hits Castlevania: Symphony of the Night: Obtain all of the transformation relics and associated upgrades.

Finish What Kid Dracula Started Castlevania: Symphony of the Night: Defeat Galamoth, ruler of space.

Continue Simon’s Quest Castlevania: Symphony of the Night: Defeat all the classic Castlevania bosses and obtain Dracula’s Relics.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

School of Hard Knocks Castlevania: Symphony of the Night: Surprise the Master Librarian.

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road Castlevania: Symphony of the Night: Defeat all three of the denizens of Oz.

Dracula’s Curse Castlevania: Symphony of the Night: Defeat the zombie versions of Trevor, Sypha, and Grant.

Shiner Acquire the Golden Fleece

Lift With Your Knees Topple the Temple in the Bog of the Forgotten

Whip it Good Whip the Steeds of Time

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Flip It and Reverse It Castlevania: Symphony of the Night: Defeat Richter using the Holy Glasses and unlock the Inverted Castle.

The Wolves Have All Gone Castlevania: Symphony of the Night: Defeat Richter without using the Holy Glasses from Maria.

What Could It Be? Castlevania: Symphony of the Night: Obtain the Holy Symbol relic that allows Alucard to travel freely underwater.

Let The Bodies Hit The Floor Castlevania: Symphony of the Night: Defeat Granfaloon.

Bat Friends Forever!! Castlevania: Symphony of the Night: Make friends with the Bat Familiar.

You Are Tearing Me Apart, Lisa! Castlevania: Symphony of the Night: Saw through the deception of the Succubus.

Blue Balls Acquire Cronos' Rage

Boss Batch 1 Kill the Colossus of Rhodes, the Dark Rider, and Theseus

A Bird's Life Castlevania: Symphony of the Night: View the circle of life underneath the view of a telescope.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Nostalgia Revisit balcony

Old Friends Don't distill Tiphany

Grab It! Collect half of all mementos

Big, Tuff, Buff and Rough Acquire Rage of the Titans

Hitting Your Stride Power up any item

Breaking Wind Acquire Typhon's Bane

Death From Above 2009 Defeat the Dark Rider for the first time

Resurrection Climb from the pit of Hades

Prepare to be a God Beat the Game on any Difficulty

God Killer Kill Ares

Get Me a Beer Kid Free yourself from the depths of Hades

You Got the Touch! Climb the Spiked Column in Hades without taking damage

The Power to Kill a God Retrieve Pandora’s Box

Head Hunter Obtain the head of the Architect's wife