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Power Corrupts​ Use a hook to help you win an Election.

Royal Dignity​ As Duke Vratislav Přemyslid of Bohemia, 1066, rule Bohemia & the Holy Roman Empire.

Norman Yoke​ As Duke William of Normandy in 1066, subjugate England.

The Bond Entrust the Ring.

Dimensional Bypass Traverse a long distance using Manifest.

Cruel Heat Keep your Haste burn meter above 50% for 10 seconds.

Careless Harvesting Deplete a total of 25 fishing spots.

Lives for Profit Sell a total of $2500 worth of fish.

The Secret Surrender the Music Box.

Feeling Prepared Install equipment into every slot on your ship.

Perfect Packing Have a full cargo.

The Key Deliver the Key.

Introductions Complete the introduction quest.

A Snake in Hand… Catch Veles, the salutor lured into the Imperial Hotel.

Trill-seeker Catch Lelek prowling the streets of southern Śródmieście.

Eternal Suffering Impose the state of Suffering 100 times on your enemies.

Not So Fast Delay or interrupt the actions of 50 enemies.

Chapter I. What Am I Doing Here? Finish your business in the village and go to Warsaw.

Beast of Transcaucasia Catch the salutor who haunts the people of the village.

Back to Life Make a full recovery with the help of a miracle worker.

Fast and Nervous Win a skirmish in 6 rounds or less.

Something Fishy Play as a Aquatic creature in a Sushi Level

Now It Can't Hurt You Anymore What would happen if you cross a bridge with a fire shield?

Highly Sprung You'd jump even higher if you knew what slept there!

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

No Child Left Behind You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Once More, With Feeling Finish the main story in New Game+ mode

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Re-Buttal You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.