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Great Barnacled One It’s dark inside the whale, but the men appear to be intact.

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

Following in Father's Footsteps Enter the Syrian tomb

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Gimmee That! Get the Power Cell from the Pelican

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Quite A Tumble Survive the avalanche

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Reading the Past Translate a Monolith

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

Tougher Than She Looks Survive a night in the Siberian wilderness

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

One-Sided Conversation Stealth kill an enemy while they are having a conversation

Hand Over Fish Catch 200 Pounds of Fish

Black Thumb Defeat the Dark Eco Plant

DEFEND YOURSELF Markus pushed Leo

Zoom! Reach the End of Fire Canyon

DOUBTS The Tracis escaped

Power Lunch Collect 25 Power Cells

Fergus saved Choose to save Fergus

Challenging Complete any Challenge Tomb

Shiny Happy Steeples Connect the Eco Beams

Tonight's Featured Event Defeat Lurker Ambush in Arena

STAND YOUR GROUND Markus stood his ground against the police

Strange Acquaintance Rescue Jacob from the gulag

Buzzin' Collect 28 Scout Flies

Welcome to Los Santos You repo'd a car and raced it through the heart of a sun-soaked metropolis.

Pop Goes the Lurker Destroy the Balloon Lurkers

Purple Pain Navigate the Purple Precursor Rings

Clean Up Your Act Defeat Sasha.

Don't Fence Me In Climb a chain link fence and rejoice.

True Potential Purchase every upgrade for a single power.