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Acceptance You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Open Sesame Perform 10 successful Lockpicks

Giver of Gifts Make your first donation of weapons, equipment, etc.

Can't Touch This Kill 20 enemies in a row without taking damage.

Pheidippides Run (move or sprint) at least 42,195 m

Mouths Wide Open Kill a Volatile

Strong Reach Power Prof. Lvl 10

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Harran Shooting Club Kill 50 enemies with shooting weapons

Trade Company Sell items worth 10,000 dollars

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Snake in the grass Escape the arena

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Agile Reach Agility Prof. Lvl 10

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Everybody Knows Kyle Reach Survivor Rank lvl 12

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Breakout Red Dead Online: Complete the Intro.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Sightseeing Reach the Old Town

Locked and Loaded Upgrade each available component for a single sidearm or longarm weapon.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Angling Expert Reached maximum fishing level.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Hush, Hush Now Quiet a Screamer

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

The World Wanderer Collected all trophies.

Making Faces Show the outside world that you're still alive

All Roads Lead to the UCA Complete your first road.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Tied loose end Deal with Tahir

Well-Traveled Travel 80 km and complete an order.
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Vertigo Activate the Amplifier

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Now You Can Come In Find Camden

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

BBQ Stick a burning zombie on spikes

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pathfinder Help porters through a MULE or terrorist area for the first time.

Bittersweet Complete the game

I Won't Break Complete Episode 3: Fragile.

Disaster Recovery Get 15 Relief Packages

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

BB... Complete Episode 4: Unger.

Take From the Rich Rob or loot $250.

A Helping Hand Issue your first supply request.

Settling Feuds Complete Chapter 3.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.