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Acceptance You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Open Sesame Perform 10 successful Lockpicks

Giver of Gifts Make your first donation of weapons, equipment, etc.

Pheidippides Run (move or sprint) at least 42,195 m

Can't Touch This Kill 20 enemies in a row without taking damage.

Mouths Wide Open Kill a Volatile

Strong Reach Power Prof. Lvl 10

Harran Shooting Club Kill 50 enemies with shooting weapons

Trade Company Sell items worth 10,000 dollars

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Snake in the grass Escape the arena

Agile Reach Agility Prof. Lvl 10

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Everybody Knows Kyle Reach Survivor Rank lvl 12

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Sightseeing Reach the Old Town

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Breakout Red Dead Online: Complete the Intro.

Angling Expert Reached maximum fishing level.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Locked and Loaded Upgrade each available component for a single sidearm or longarm weapon.

Hush, Hush Now Quiet a Screamer

Making Faces Show the outside world that you're still alive

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

All Roads Lead to the UCA Complete your first road.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

The World Wanderer Collected all trophies.

Tied loose end Deal with Tahir

Well-Traveled Travel 80 km and complete an order.
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Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Vertigo Activate the Amplifier

Now You Can Come In Find Camden

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

BBQ Stick a burning zombie on spikes

Bittersweet Complete the game

Pathfinder Help porters through a MULE or terrorist area for the first time.

I Won't Break Complete Episode 3: Fragile.

BB... Complete Episode 4: Unger.

Disaster Recovery Get 15 Relief Packages

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

A Helping Hand Issue your first supply request.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Everybody Dance Now Simultaneously shock 5 monsters with electricity

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Take From the Rich Rob or loot $250.