Lordidude

Acceptance You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Open Sesame Perform 10 successful Lockpicks

Giver of Gifts Make your first donation of weapons, equipment, etc.

Can't Touch This Kill 20 enemies in a row without taking damage.

Pheidippides Run (move or sprint) at least 42,195 m

Mouths Wide Open Kill a Volatile

Strong Reach Power Prof. Lvl 10

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Trade Company Sell items worth 10,000 dollars

Harran Shooting Club Kill 50 enemies with shooting weapons

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Snake in the grass Escape the arena

Agile Reach Agility Prof. Lvl 10

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Everybody Knows Kyle Reach Survivor Rank lvl 12

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Sightseeing Reach the Old Town

Breakout Red Dead Online: Complete the Intro.

Angling Expert Reached maximum fishing level.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Locked and Loaded Upgrade each available component for a single sidearm or longarm weapon.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Hush, Hush Now Quiet a Screamer

The World Wanderer Collected all trophies.

All Roads Lead to the UCA Complete your first road.

Making Faces Show the outside world that you're still alive

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Well-Traveled Travel 80 km and complete an order.
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Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Tied loose end Deal with Tahir

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Vertigo Activate the Amplifier

Now You Can Come In Find Camden

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Pathfinder Help porters through a MULE or terrorist area for the first time.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

I Won't Break Complete Episode 3: Fragile.

BB... Complete Episode 4: Unger.

BBQ Stick a burning zombie on spikes

Bittersweet Complete the game

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

A Helping Hand Issue your first supply request.

Disaster Recovery Get 15 Relief Packages

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.