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Acceptance You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Open Sesame Perform 10 successful Lockpicks

Giver of Gifts Make your first donation of weapons, equipment, etc.

Pheidippides Run (move or sprint) at least 42,195 m

Can't Touch This Kill 20 enemies in a row without taking damage.

Mouths Wide Open Kill a Volatile

Strong Reach Power Prof. Lvl 10

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Harran Shooting Club Kill 50 enemies with shooting weapons

Trade Company Sell items worth 10,000 dollars

Snake in the grass Escape the arena

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Agile Reach Agility Prof. Lvl 10

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Everybody Knows Kyle Reach Survivor Rank lvl 12

Sightseeing Reach the Old Town

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Angling Expert Reached maximum fishing level.

Breakout Red Dead Online: Complete the Intro.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Locked and Loaded Upgrade each available component for a single sidearm or longarm weapon.

Hush, Hush Now Quiet a Screamer

The World Wanderer Collected all trophies.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

All Roads Lead to the UCA Complete your first road.

Making Faces Show the outside world that you're still alive

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Well-Traveled Travel 80 km and complete an order.
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Tied loose end Deal with Tahir

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Vertigo Activate the Amplifier

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Now You Can Come In Find Camden

Pathfinder Help porters through a MULE or terrorist area for the first time.

I Won't Break Complete Episode 3: Fragile.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

BB... Complete Episode 4: Unger.

BBQ Stick a burning zombie on spikes

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Bittersweet Complete the game

A Helping Hand Issue your first supply request.

Disaster Recovery Get 15 Relief Packages

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.